Race Against the TV

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"Race Against the TV." Tails said, reading the title.

"What does that mean?" Torque asked, confused.

"Only one way to find out." Amy said.

The episode starts with and playing a video game.

Rigby: Alright, Level 10! We better not lose this time.

"I'm guessing the TV is the main focus of the story." Ren assumed. "Or in this case, the video game."

Mordecai: Dude, quit messing around and we'll beat it.

Rigby: Last time wasn't my fault.

Mordecai: Whatever, just take it seriously.

Ruby giggled. "I said the same thing to Yang, when messes up all the time."

"Hey, you mess more than I do!" Yang said back.

Both: Triple thugs! Triple thugs! Beat them up! (Does so while saying "triple thugs")

POW! POW! (500) POW! After defeating the Triple Thugs, a burly pink monster-like man comes across the characters in the game and roars.

Rigby: Oh no, not this guy! We never beat this guy!

Mordecai: Dude, we're gonna do it this time. Come on, hit him! Hit him!

Rigby: I am hitting him, nothing's happening!

Mordecai: Aw, dude! Try kicking him in the junk! Kick him in the junk! Kick him in the junk!

Weiss cringed. "I know they're playing a video game... but that sounds so wrong."

Rigby: I'm kicking him in the junk!

Mordecai: Well, keep doing it!

KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! BEEP! (1200) The monster is defeated.

Mordecai and Rigby: Oooooooohhhh!

"Great job, guys." Jaune compliments.

Mordecai: I told you we were gonna do it. I told you!

Rigby: I knew we were gonna make it.

Mordecai: Yeah, right. That's not what you said 20 hours ago when you were whining about how hard the game was.

Sonic snickered. "He must've rage quit so hard."

Rigby: *Gasps* Look! We made it to the final level!

Mordecai: Dude, do you know what this means?

Rigby: We're dead?

Mordecai: No, we have to beat The hammer.

"It looks like they're nearing the final boss." Nora said, smiling. 

Rigby: What was the slogan of this game again, "Nobody Beats The Hammer"?

Mordecai: Yeah, right. More like nobody has even seen The Hammer.

"Unbeatable AND unseen?" Manic questioned, surprised. "Wow, he must be the BIG boss."

Rigby: Well, get ready to live. He's probably gonna come out of those doors.

(BUST!...) Goes to the brick wall. Out comes The Hammer.

"Or the... walls." Oscar said, sweatdropping.

The Hammer: Nobody beats The Hammer.

Rigby: It's The Hammer! (Mordecai and Rigby jump off he couch) Hit 'im! Hit 'im!

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