Sonic, Freedom Planet and RWBY react to Regular Show - Season 2

More Smarter

The episode begins in the kitchen, where Rigby has a lot of stuff on the table.

Rigby: You're probably wondering why I brought you here today.

Mordecai: Not really.

"Well, given the title, it probably has something with that walnut brain of yours." Knuckles said.

Blake nodded. "He's gonna try to convince Mordecai that he's something that he's gonna fail at."

Rigby: Check it. All the richest people in history have drinks named after them. Shirley Temple, Arnold Palmer, John F. Lemonade. What drink's gonna make me rich you ask? I'll tell you what. (fixes up a drink) One can of RadiCola, frozen fruit juice concentrate, a dash of hot sauce... (Mordecai looks disgusted) Sugar Roasted Sugar Bombs for texture, and the rest... (adds some fruits and fish bones, followed by pickles) 

Carol cringed in disgust. "What. The hell. Is he making with all food??"

Rigby: Mordecai, witness The Rig Juice!

"You've invented your own Mountain Dew made with pickles and fish bones. Congratulations." Cory sarcastically complimented.

"That 'juice' looks like it could- No, WILL kill you." Lilac said, concerned.

Mordecai: Dude, I don't think you should drink that.

Rigby: (drinks his Rig Juice, then coughs wildly) Whoa... my face feels like magic. Dude, wanna taste?

Mordecai: Pfft, yeah right. I'm not dumb enough to drink that stuff.

"Yeah, you're dense if you think ANYONE will drink that stuff you've horribly made." Weiss said in agreement.

"Even if it DID make you more smart, it's good for your health." Silver said, concerned.

Rigby: Come on, we do dumb stuff all the time! We're like two peas in a pod.

Mordecai: Uh, no.. I'm definitely smarter than you. It's been that way ever since you dropped out of high school.

"Technically, you're not as smart as he is, Mordecai." Blaze pointed out.

Rigby: Dude, what? I don't need no high school education. You can't use everything from school in everyday life.

Benson walks in with some tools.

Benson: Hey, Mordecai and Rigby. I got a question for you. You know those six box turtles at the park petting zoo? Each of those turtles needs a turtle fence. Assuming each turtle needs nine square feet of space, I need you guys to figure out the minimum number, of nine foot planks to use for construction.

Rigby: (confused) Uh...

"Uhhh..." Some of the people, who weren't that smart, said along with Rigby.

Mordecai: Whoa, Whoa, slow down, Benson. Rigby can't answer that question. He doesn't have a high school diploma.

Benson: You don't have a diploma? Thanks for wasting my time. Where's Skips? I'll go ask him.

"Why don't you ask Mordecai??" Jaune questioned, confused.

"Benson probably assumes that he's not as smart as Rigby." Pyrrha said. 

"Shouldn't Benson be smart enough to answer his own question??" Knuckles questioned.

"Speaking of his question, the minimum number of 9 foot planks he needs to use for constructing 9 square feet for 6 turtles will be twenty-four." Tails said as he glanced at Theo. "Am I right?"