Peeps

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"So, this episode is called Peeps." Nora said, reading the title.

"All I can assume is it has something to do with peeping, maybe." Blake guessed.

"Knowing this show, it's never that simple." Knuckles points out.

The episode opens at the park where Mordecai and Rigby are washing a truck, or they were before they got distracted with something else.

Mordecai: Okay. (rubs eyes) Ready?

Rigby: (rubs eyes) Give me a second! (blinks) Ready.

"What are they doing?" Torque asked.

"I think they are going to do a staring contest." Tails answered.

Mordecai: Stare!

Silence for a few seconds, then, Rigby starts making faces, arm-farting and dancing.

Rigby: Ooh, I think you gonna blink.

Mordecai: Yeah, right.

"Mordecai is barely fazed, while Rigby is trying to cheat." Carol said, chuckling.

Rigby: Ha! (Longer silence. Rigby starts sweating, then, he pulls out a laser pointer) Pschoooo!

Mordecai: Hey, no laser pointers! That's not regulation!

Rigby: Street rules, man.

"That's still cheating though." Silver points out.

Benson observes the action from the window.

Benson: What are you doing? I asked you to wash the truck 20 minutes ago! I can't trust you guys to do anything!

Mordecai: Uh, we were just taking a break. (He and Rigby go back to washing the truck.)

"You two are slackers, no way he should buy that." Sun points out.

Benson: Ugh. (Walks off, but then, decides to turn around to see if M&R are still working. They're back to their staring contest. Benson holds in his rage and when he is about to say something.) I--

Infomercial VO: Bosses! Are you sick of slackers?

Benson: Yeah.

Manic snickered. "Mordecai and Rigby gotten saved by the T.V."

Benson goes to the TV where the commercial was playing.

Infomercial VO: Is this a familiar sight? (The TV shows two cafe workers asleep.) Well, turn this... (slackers are now working hard, with many cameras surrounding them) ...to this! Peeps! Get your workers to work harder!

Manager: Thanks, Peeps.

"I feel like that's a little too much." Milla said, concerned.

Cory shrugged. "It's what they get for being lazy."

Benson thinks and smiles.

We clock transition to another Mordecai and Rigby staring contest, some time later.

Benson: Hey, you two.

Mordecai and Rigby turn their heads to see Benson, with the new Peeps kit.

Mordecai: Oh, uh, hey Benson. We were just getting back to work.

Benson: It's okay, Mordecai. I trust you.

"Wait, for it." Yang said.

Mordecai: Really?

Benson: Of course, I do, because now I have this. (Assembles the Mooch Master) Say hello to Peeps. It's a surveillance system. Now I'll be able to see what you're up to all the time, 24/7, 365. Isn't that great? (Throws rag to Mordecai and hands bucket to Rigby) Well, I'll let you guys finish your work. And remember, I'm watching you. (whistles)

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