Chapter 13- Mine

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Irie Lee

"Yuh funny," I tell him laughing

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"Yuh funny," I tell him laughing.

"No."

Wah yuh mean no?" I ask him frowning.

"Mi nuh funny, funny man a battyman."

"Jayden nuh badda wid it please."

Why Jamaican man affi suh homophobic?

Hissing his teeth he looks at me through the camera and smiled mischievously.

"Wear something nice tonight."

Him finally ago ask mi fih be him girlfriend?
I thought giddily.

"Why? We a guh somewhere?" I ask with the best poker face I could make even though deep down I wanted to giggle.

"Irie... Badman, why things affi always complicated with you?" He replied his tone monotonous, annoyance clear as day on his face.

Mi puss juck!
A who him a chat to suh? Mi lowkey like how him say mi name, it's a turn on, but-

Mi have morals suh mi nuh know a who him a renk himself wid bout 'badman'.

Hissing my teeth I hang up the call and throw my phone a few inches over on my bed.

I don't know who the fuck he's talking to like that.
I'm not fond of the sassy men apocalypse.

I don't understand why we cant just have a civilised conversation the attitude that he just gave me was so unnecessary.

Like him think mi a one a him gyal dem.
Technically yes, but yuh know weh mi mean!

Ping!

A notification from my phone resonated throughout my quiet room.

I crawled over con my bed and picked up my phone.

Drawing down the screen to not open the message I read it.

                                  Crawsis
Mek sure yuh ready by 2:30 lata.

Hissing my teeth, I clear the notification not bothering to reply.

I'm not even going to give him the satisfaction of a seen.

Him a guh pon timeout, in the naughty corner you go.

Caz him too outada.
Wonder if him know say mi we nuh guh nuh weh wid him, cho rass.

Another message came in and I was about to behave feral until I looked and saw it was Jayda.

Almost say why the fuck Jayden nuh leave mi alone until mi realize it's actually mi baby.

Jaydaa💕
Wah yuh consider the perfect date?

Reading her message I reply.

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