The Ghost and Molly McGee X Reader

The Greatest Concert Ever

Patty, Scratch, (Y/n), Molly and the rest of the family are reviewing some of the town's people music talents for the concert, to which Patty constantly rejects. "♪ My dear Doreen my dear Doreen ♪ She stole my spleen ♪" a group of men sung. "Nope!" Patty said. A group of ladies ring some bells. "Pass!" Patty said. An old Woman tells her dog to bark rhythmically. "Hard pass!" Patty said. A kid plays bassoon out of tune. "Get off the stage!" Patty shouted. "Okay, thank you! That was...that was really something. We'll be in touch!" Molly said. "Well, I'm glad I don't have eardrums, 'cause they would be bleeding!" Scratch said. 

"I don't think they were all bad, and Darryl clearly liked it. Right, Darryl?" Pete asked. He's dancing with his hood up. "Huh? Sorry, I was listening to Atomic Pink. Didn't hear any of that." He said. "Look, those acts were fine, but is fine really good enough for the first concert in Brighton's new and improved bandshell?" (Y/n) asked. "No! We need something that'll rock this town!" Patty said before dancing. "Exactly! Like Kenny Star." Molly said. Molly pulls down a projector screen, later in her and (Y/n)'s room. "Kenny Star is Brighton's biggest celebrity. Well, technically he was born in Tuscaloosa, but his great-great grandmother's second cousin once removed did summer school here, which means Kenny's basically a Brightonian! Check him out!" Molly said. Scratch stares at the ceiling. "When did you get a projector?" (Y/n) pulls him out of the way. Molly plays a music video of his.

Kenny Star: ♪ I'm just a red-blooded

Hard-working regular guy ♪ ♪ Don't need no caviar ♪

♪ Just give me

Burgers and fries ♪

♪ I ain't ever shopped

On Rodeo Drive ♪

♪ I'm just an ordinary guy ♪

♪ I'm just a sports-lovin' ♪

♪ Truck-drivin' average dude ♪

♪ I'm just an ordinary guy ♪

♪ Work in a cubicle

Ordinary guy ♪

♪ I drive a soccer carpool ♪

♪ Ordinary guy ♪

"Just like me!" Pete said. "No! Nothing like you! Never trust a musician! They'll listen to your self-produced demo tapes, promise to make you a star, and leave you standing in the rain with an acoustic guitar and a suitcase full of broken dreams!" Sharon said. "Uh...what?" Pete asked. "Did this, uh... happen to you?" (Y/n) asked. "What? No! Of course not! What makes you say that?" Sharon asked nervously, and (Y/n) raises an eyebrow. "People! This guy is a huge celebrity! He's never stepping foot in Brighton!" Scratch said. "Oh, really? Wait 'til you see what I have planned!" Molly pulls another screen down showing full research on Kenny Star. "Ah! We're going to murder him!" Scratch said. (Y/n) pushes him away. "What? No! Right now, Kenny's tour bus is on its way to Cleveland, and we are going to intercept him! Assuming Kenny is, as his song states, an "ordinary man", who weighs approximately 180 pounds, and his tour bus, which leaves from here at noon, traveling 65 miles an hour, add in his insatiable need for a fresh cup of Colombian dark roast every 3.2 hours, factoring in a stiff easterly wind from this high-pressure system, and his need to stretch his perfect porcelain legs to avoid varicose veins, he'll be arriving at this highway rest stop near Brighton in exactly..." 

she shows the tablet with a timer. "Thirty minutes!" She said. "(Y/n)...that was..." Sharon said. "Brilliant!" Pete said. "Absolutely insane!" Scratch goes next to Molly and (Y/n). "Did you two stay up all night half-baking that plan?" He asked. Molly's and (Y/n)'s eyes drift away from each for a second. "Huh? Sorry, I fell asleep with my eyes open for a second. What'd you say? Oh, yes, right. We stayed up all night working on this. Because Brighton deserves the greatest concert ever! And when it comes to people we care about, McGees go the extra mile!" She said. "Well, I'm not a McGee, and I hate extra miles! Count me out!" Scratch said. "Whatever you say, Scratch." (Y/n) said. The McGees go outside, ready to go intercept the music star. "Oh, Scratch!" Molly said as she walks to the car. Being pulled by the curse, he tries to hold on to the floor but fails. "Nope. No-no-no-no-nope! This is kidnapping! I'm under duress! I hate this curse." Scratch lands on Molly's head. "Now let's go get Kenny Star!" (Y/n) said. The neighbor stops mowing grass. "Kenny Star!?" The McGees neighbor, after hearing the news, goes on to pass the word, until everyone in Brighton learn about Kenny's concert. "Kenny Star?" Patty asked. "Here?" Another person asked. "It's gonna be huge!" "There's going to be pyrotechnics, and..." "Acrobatics, and..." "A real live eagle!" "It's gonna be the greatest concert ever! See you there, Fan-dreas!" Andrea said live.