Molly is reading a comic when Libby places an invitation on top, then hands one to (Y/n). Molly gasps. "Sweet baby corn! An invitation? I love invitations!" She said. "Eee! Open it!" Libby said. Molly and (Y/n) both open them. "Ooh! A "bat" mitzvah!" Scratch said from behind (Y/n). "Uh, I think it's pronounced "baat" mitzvah." (Y/n) said. "You are correct, (Y/n)." Libby said. "Ha! I knew it!" (Y/n) said. "For months, I've been studying Hebrew, practicing my Torah portion, and trying on dresses which have given me stress hives and contact hives!" Libby pulls up her sleeve to show her hives, and the trio screams. "But it'll all be worth it, because while I'm a girl today, on Saturday, I shall become... a woman!" Libby said. Scratch shape shifts into a bat. "OK, well, where do the bats come in?" He asked. (Y/n) grabs her comic book and closes it to squish Scratch. "Ow!" He said. After school. The twins and Scratch search up "Bat Miztba" to learn more about it. They watch a video showing beautiful parties. "These bat miztba parties are insane!" Molly said. "An ice volcano and hot fudge lava?! And is that Atomic Pink?!" Scratch asked. "Scratch, this is way bigger than I thought! It's as big as a wedding! A Sweet 16! Our Curse-aversary!" (Y/n) said.
Molly: ♪ It's my best friend's
bat mitzvah ♪
♪ A magical Jewish soirée ♪
♪ It's my best friend's
bat mitzvah ♪
♪ Oh, Scratch,
prepare to be blown away ♪
Scratch: I can see the mashed potato bar now!
(Y/n): ♪ Sparkling ball gowns
and gold limousines ♪
♪ Libby-themed decorations ♪
♪ Every table has
a beautiful centerpiece ♪
♪ Worth more than
a small island nation ♪
Scratch: ♪ Endless buffets ♪
Molly: ♪ Trapeze displays ♪
All: ♪ We're showered with gifts
as we dance ♪
Scratch: ♪ They'll have fountains
of not only chocolate ♪
♪ But also ketchup,
gravy, and ranch ♪
(Y/n): ♪ At my best friend's
bat mitzvah ♪
♪ Celebrity DJs play ♪
♪ At my best friend's
bat mitzvah ♪
Scratch: ♪ That's it!
I'm converting today! ♪
Molly: ♪ It's my best friend's
bat mitzvah ♪
♪ So beautiful,
you'll shed a tear ♪
♪ She's telling the world
She's no longer a girl ♪
♪ Her womanhood
is almost here ♪
Later, Molly, (Y/n) and Scratch seem rather disappointed at the planning of the party. "I see no fountain of ranch." Scratch said. "Molly! (Y/n)! Oh! Thanks for coming to synagogue. OK, how was I? Did I look too nervous? Did I look like a woman?" Libby asked. "Oh, yeah! You rocked that Torah portion! I didn't understand any of it, to be honest, but you were great! So when is everyone else coming here?" Molly asked. "Everyone is here!" Libby takes out her guest list and crosses out Molly's name, then (Y/n)'s, which are the only names on the list. "Uh, Libby, what about kids from school or the Wilder Scouts, or the Lemmings?" (Y/n) asked. "Oh, all I need is you two, Rabbi Katz, and my fam! OK, um, Mom, you know. That's Uncle Ted and Aunt Meg and their sons, Joshua and Gordy. Oh, wait, where is Gordy?" Libby asked. He comes out of a plant behind the girls. "Enchanté, m'lady. In 97 weeks, I'll be a man." He said. "Eeh!" Molly said. "Ugh! Get outta here, Gordy!" Libby said. (Y/n) walks around and notices the decorations. "Wow, you, uh... really went all-in with the turtles." She said.
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The Ghost and Molly McGee X Reader
FanfictionOptimist twins Molly and (Y/n) McGee live to make the world a better place, fix what has gone wrong, and spread joy. Meanwhile, cantankerous ghost Scratch lives to make the world a worse place, break what has gone right, and spread misery. When a cu...