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Scratch is asleep in his little house. "Aww, he's so cute when he's sleeping." Molly said, and (Y/n) smirks. "WAKE UP, SCRATCH!" She shouted. Scratch wakes up, alarmed. "What's going on?!" He asked. "It is Saturday! And not just any Saturday. I have no plans! No chores, no homework, no responsibilities! And you know what that means..." Molly said. "Don't care." Scratch said. "We're gonna have the most Awesome Best-Friends' Day that Brighton has ever seen! Just chime in when you hear something you wanna do." (Y/n) said.

Molly and (Y/n): ♪ We could start out with a super happy picnic at the park ♪

♪ Then hit up the aquarium and watch 'em feed a shark ♪

♪ It's sunny, it's Saturday ♪

♪ Let's go out and make this an Awesome Best-Friends' Day! ♪

♪ There's archery, calligraphy, ecology and more ♪

♪ All the thrilling possibilities are right outside our door ♪

♪ There's auctioneering, volunteering, human bio-engineering ♪

♪ Look, the day is disappearing! Come on Scratch, let's go! ♪

♪ We could float in silence in a deprivation tank ♪

♪ Or hunt some evil pirates and make 'em walk the plank! ♪

♪ We could high five while skydiving, what do ya say? ♪

♪ Won't you join me ♪

♪ For an ♪

♪ Awesome Best-Friends' Day! ♪

"No. To all of that." Scratch said. ""No"? You can't say "No" to everything!" Molly said. "I absolutely can. Just did." Scratch said. "That's a terrible way to go through life! Or death!" (Y/n) said. "We can't all be positive, constantly say "Yes" like you all the time." Scratch said. "Well, that's different, okay? Because yes is good!" Molly said. "Oh, is it? It's good?" Scratch asked. "Yeah!" Molly said. "Well, I guess you'd like it then if your could only say yes?" Scratch asked. "Yes! She would love it! Would you hate it if you could only say no?" (Y/n) asked. "No, I would not." Scratch said. "I bet you would, too." Molly said. "All right, wanna put your money where your mouth is?" Scratch challenged. "Uh-huh." Molly said. "Oh boy." (Y/n) said. "Great, then I am going to set a curse on us, Molly and (Y/n) McGee!" Scratch said. Scratch enters no-nonsense mode. "RAHH! Until midnight, one of us can only say no," Scratch said, pointing to himself. "And the other," he points to Molly and (Y/n). "Can only say yes!" He said. "Okay, okay, let's test this out! Scratch, do you want to...do nothing today?" (Y/n) asked. "Y—" his mouth zips shut. "I see what you did there. Okay, so I guess my answer is 

"No". He said. Molly laughs. "Yes!" She said. (Y/n), Molly and Scratch find Pete fighting off a bee away with a broom. "Molly! (Y/n)! Get back! It's not safe. We got a bee in our home!" He shouted. "Uh, so you're antagonizing it with a broom?" Scratch asked. "You've got a better-- ? Wait—" The bee gets stuck in Scratch's nose. "Scratch! You caught the bee! Can you please...release him outside?" Pete asked. "Can I release the bee outside? Hmm...No!" He flicks the bee out of his nose. "So far, I'm loving this curse!" He said. "Ooh! Next we can go to the library, get some new books, enter a literary world of pure imagination." Molly said. Molly spots Irving the Illusionist and turns around. "Uh, hello, the library is that a-way." Scratch said. "Just uh taking the scenic route." Molly said. "Ugh, here we go again." (Y/n) said. "Scenic route"? Weird. Almost as if you HATE close-up magic or something. Which is absurd, because it is delightful." Scratch said. "Obviously, I love real magic. Wizards and unicorns and stuff. But magicians are just con artists who trick people! I don't like being bamboozled, Scratch! And I will not be hurt again!" Molly shouted. "Its not that big of a deal, Molly." (Y/n) said. "Yes it is!" She snapped. Scratch chuckles. "Oh, hey, Molly? Wanna go watch street magic?" He asked. "Pffft. That is a hard n..." she struggles to say 'no' "What was that?" Scratch asked. "Fine! Yes!" She groans. "I can't believe you used this curse against me." She said.

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