Random Ninjago Stuff

Everyday antics w/ The Ninja: The Trequel

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Nya: "Cole toss this to Kai." *Points to Kai while handing Cole something*

Cole: "That's Lloyd."

Nya: "No, it's Kai with his hood on."

Cole: *Squinting* "Oh shit you're right, sorry."

Nya: "When are you gonna get contacts?"

Cole: "I'm only kind of colour-blind, thank you!"

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Lloyd: *In an interview* "To be honest, I've never been good with ages. Ever since I aged up, I've lost track of how old I am."

Gale: "Do you know any of the other Ninja's ages?"

Lloyd: "I wanna say Cole's probably around 30; he's the oldest if we exclude Zane-but he doesn't really count. So yeah, 30."

Cole: *On the other end of the room* "Bitch do not make me come over there! I'm barely 23!"

Lloyd: "Ehh, close enough."

Cole: *Getting up* "I'm taking your stash of sweets when we get back."

Lloyd: "Wait no!"

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Villain: "Beg for your life!"

Kai: "Make me."

The others: *Wtf?*

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Geo: "This is the Land of Lost Things- anything lost and forgotten ends up here."

Cole: "Oh good, maybe I'll find my will to live again."

Geo: *Concerned*

Cole: "That was mostly a joke."

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Claudia: *Crying*

Bonzle: *Awkwardly rubbing her back* "Uhm.. there there."

Claudia: "I'm such an idiot and a screwup!" 

Bonzle: "Naww, no you're not."

Claudia: "I miss my team."

Bonzle: *Stopping* "Okay that got deeper than I wanted it to."

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Harumi: "Hello Lloyd."

Lloyd: *Having flashbacks*

Kai: *Clears throat*

Kai: "I will stab you."

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Geo: *Literally doing nothing*

Cole: "Oh my fucking god marry me."

Geo: "Huh?"

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Morro: *Trying to fit in* "Where are all the beautiful young ladies?"

Kira: "Slow down dude, you don't even like girls."

Jay: "It's okay, none of us are straight."

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Cole: *Very visibly holding back tears*

Zane: "Cole, it's okay to let out your emotions."

Cole: "I know."

Kai: "Then why are you-"

Cole: "Because my lashes just got done!"

Jay: "...What."

Cole: *Looking upwards and not blinking* "This shit cost me a lot of money I'm not about to waste it having a mental breakdown!"

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{In an abandoned house}

Jay: "This place is so creepy."

Nya: "It's not that bad."

*Something crashes + heavy footsteps behind Cole*

Cole: *Completely monotone* "Oh would you look at that, I'm about to die. Make it quick please."

Lloyd: "No... I'm just trying to scare Jay."

Jay: "What?!"

Cole: "Disappointing." *Walks off*

Kai: *Laughing* "Cole no-"

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Harumi: *Reading to baby Wu* "The cow says 'moo', the butterfly don't say nothing."

Zane: "Oh this is sweet."

Harumi: "The pig says 'you have the right to remain silent'."

Zane: "Oh."

Nya: *Wheeze*

Jay: "Someone get Cole before his kid gets influenced."

(Yes some of it is from a vine)

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Morro: *Wiping blood dripping from his nose seductively*

Pixal: "Morro, you ran into a lamppost, please let me see your injury and quit trying to be sexy. There is no one around."

Lloyd: "I'm slightly less scared of you now."

Claudia + Kira: *Collapsed on the ground and cackling*

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Jay: "Why can't you see this from my perspective Dirtclod?"

Cole: *Sits on the floor* "Oh wow you're right this completely changes my viewpoint."

Kai: *Snorts*

Jay: *Pouting* "That's not what I meant and you know it!"

The others: "This is normal."

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Some random girl: *Wears a white gown at Jay and Nya's wedding*

The Ninja: *Judging and throwing shady looks at her*

Cole + Skylor: *Haha wine glasses go yeet*

(Straight into the dress >:D)

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A villain: *Singing about destroying the Ninja*

The other Ninja: *Confused*

Cole: *Vibing with the music*

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Jay: "Hey guys, where's the incest?"

Everyone: *Prolonged silence*

Wu: "Jay, for the last time, it is incense."

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Morro: "It's the being gay and still having my bed taken over by pussy!" *Scoffs* "For me."

Jinx (Cole's cat): *Sprawled out on the covers and looking at him like he's insane*

Morro: "You comfy? Better be."

Kira: *Poking head around door* "Who are you talking to-" *Spots Jinx* "Oh. You better not move her."

Morro: "I know." *Glares at Jinx and whispers* "Lucky bastard."

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