More Everyday Antics w/ the Ninja

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Kai: *In Spanish, yells at Cole*

Cole: *Also in Spanish, yells back*

Nya: *Falls out of her chair in disbelief*

Kai: *Scared for his life*

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Gale Gossip: *Interviewing the Ninja* "Alright, we've got some complementary snacks and drinks, help yourselves."

Cole: *Picking up a hot drink and leaning in to sniff it* "Does this have cinnamon in it?"

Gale: "Yes, it's enhances the flavour. It's quite good, you should try it."

Cole: *Passes the mug to Zane* "No thank you, I choose life."

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*Loud scream from the living room*

Everyone: *Running in with their weapons* "Are we under attack?!"

Nya: *Tearing up* "The Owl House is finished! This is the end!"

Kai: "Really, you had us scared over a show?"

Cole: *Comforting Nya while sniffling* "This isn't just a show, Airhead!"

Jay: *Curled up in the fetal position* "There's no reason to keep going."

Lloyd: "You guys are so dramatic, there's other things to watch."

Kira: *Wrapped in a blanket* "You don't understand our pain!"

Morro: *Pinching his nose* "First Master, you too?"

Pixal: "I mean, it was a good show."

Zane: "Don't encourage them, Dear."

Nya: "Was! We're already using past tenses when talking about it."

Cole: "This is too soon, I need a moment to grieve."

Morro: "I'm done with you lot." *Walks out*

Jay: "Go on, walk away, you homophobic hater!"

Morro: *Distant yelling* "I am literally gay!"

Kira: "You're still a hater!"

Zane: "Let's just leave them to cry it out."

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Claudia: "I play for both sides, that way I always come out on top."

Kai: "We literally just asked if you were joining girls' night, or getting snacks for the video game marathon."

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Pixal: *Inspecting a staff*

Cole: *Spinning in a chair* "I'm bored."

Pixal: "Good for you, I'm working."

Cole: "Wanna blow something up with that thing?"

Pixal: *Looks over at him*

Pixal: "Absolutely." *Gets up*

Cole: "Yesss!" *Follows her*

{Meanwhile, with the others}

Zane: "Where are Pixal and Cole?"

Nya: "Oh, they're back at the Monastery."

Lloyd: "Yeah, I needed someone to keep an eye on the staff while we looked around this place."

Zane: "They're both at the Monastery?"

Lloyd: "Yes."

Zane: *Worry increasing* "Alone, with a thing that can destroy other things?"

Jay: "Yeah Zane, he already said that. Do you need me to look at you?"

Zane: *Loudly* "So Cole and Pixal are alone together, with a highly dangerous object?"

Kai: "Yes... what's the-" *Realizes* "Ohh shit..."

*Explosion in the distance*

Zane: *Already sprinting back to the Monastery*

Lloyd: *Sighs* "Okayy, not my smartest move yet."

Nya: "Why do we keep forgetting to keep them separate?"

{At the Monastery}

Cole + Pixal: *Shooting scrap metal with the staff while wearing sunglasses*

Zane: *Rethinking all his life choices* 

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Some random kid: *To Zane and Pixal* "Beep boop beep!"

Kira: *Casually drinking a Capri Sun* "Racism."

Lloyd: *Chokes on his own Capri Sun in shock*

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Villain's minions: *Screaming while running in the distance*

Everyone: "What the-"

Claudia + Nya: *Chasing them with a thirst for blood*

Kai: "For fuck sake."

Morro: "Put him down!"

(Guys I think they synced up /hj)

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Cole:

Lloyd:

Cole: "Wanna talk about our crappy childhoods and the expectations of us?"

Lloyd: "Yes please."

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Kira: *After using her Oni side for the first time* "Feed me the souls of the damned!"

Zane: "How about we just get you some ice cream."

Kira: "Triple chocolate?"

Zane: "Sure."

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Cole: *Rambling and having his weekly mental breakdown*

Wu: "Son-"

Cole: "Don't-" *Stops* "Wait, did you just call me son?"

Wu: "...Yes. I see you as a son. Are you alr-"

Cole: *Sprinting out of Wu's room* "Guys! Wu just called me son! I've got a supportive father figure!"

*Collective cheering*

Lloyd: "We're cousins now"

Wu: *Sighs while chuckling*

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God I love these idiots so much T^T.

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