Random Ninjago Stuff

Everyday Antics w/ the Ninja

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Morro: *to Cole* "Do we have a Cole or a Claudia today?"

Cole: *glaring at him from the fridge* "Seeing as you ate the last of the pizza, you have an enemy."

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Everyone: *sitting in the game room*

Kira: *kicks down door*

Zane: "You could've used the-"

Kira: "If Wu technically adopted Morro, and Lloyd is Garmadon's son, and Wu and Garmadon are brothers, doesn't that make you two cousins?"

Lloyd: "I-"

Kira: "And if Harumi- from what you've told me- was adopted by Garmadon, doesn't that make her Lloyd's sister, therefore Morro's cousin."

Pixal: "Wha-"

Kira: "AND since me and Cole are Morro's half-siblings, doesn't that also make us related to Lloyd and Harumi through Morro somehow?"

Cole: "Are you done?"

Jay: "No, no, she's got a point."

Morro: "Don't encourage her!"

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Morro: *walks into the dining room* "Hey, has any of you seen my- excuse me!?"

Claudia: *sitting on Kai's lap* "What?"

Morro: "Why are you sitting in the his lap!?"

Claudia: *sniff* "Sometimes I like to be held too..."

Morro: "Nope, you're going to stay single, no boys or girls on my watch."

Kai: "Wtf are you gonna do?"

Morro: "This." *pulls out his weapon*

Kai: *chuckles* "I'm in danger."

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{This is when Kira first moves in}

Kira: *organising her instrument collection in the bunker*

Kai: "What are you, a emo teenager?"

Kira: "I'm a 16-year-old who just got told I have to drop everything and join a ninja cult."

Kai: "Good point, but what's your excuse?"

Cole: *not looking up from his book* "She's a 16-year-old who just got told she has to drop everything and join a ninja cult."

Kira: "Stop leaning on my guitar!"

Cole: "No."

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Nya: *bursts into Cole's room* "Cole what did I say about using my things without asking?"

Cole *blending black eyeshadow onto his eyelids* "I have no idea what you're talking about."

Nya: "I can see you using my make-up right now."

Cole: "1- you don't wear make-up that much, and 2-," *glances at her with a disapproving look* "That's my hoodie."

Nya: *slowly retreats out of the room*

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Zane: *walks into the kitchen*

Zane: *stops* "Really?"

Claudia and Kira: *having a fork fight over the last slice of cake*

Jay: "Shush, this is getting interesting."

Kai: *laughing while recording*

Morro: "Guys, stop-"

Claudia: *points 2nd fork at him, still fighting Kira* "You're just trying to take the slice for yourself, aren't you?"

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Jay and Cole: *walk into the game room*

Everyone: *watching a movie while eating nuts and cinnamon rolls* 

Jay: *Dramatic gasp* "Are you seeing this?!"

Cole: "I can't believe you all."

Nya: "What'd we do?"

Jay: "We can't come near any of you now, you've been touching peanuts!"

Cole: "And you've got cinnamon out too, you're out to get me twice."

Kai: *Laughing* "Oh shit, you're right."

Cole: "I mean honestly it's like you're trying to kill us."

Jay: "If you didn't want us around you could've just said."

Zane: "No! We still want you around, I apologise you two."

Cole: *Wiping away non-existent tears* "No, no. We'll leave."

Nya: *Going back to the movie* "You two are so dramatic."

Pixal: "I agree, now out before you have a reaction."

Both: "Oh fuck, right" *Running out*

Cole: *From down the hallway* "Wash yourselves and change your clothes before you touch us!!"

Jay: "And clean the seats and floors!!"

Lloyd: "We know what to do, calm down!"

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