He'll make an extra sweet song that's as blissful as when priests lecture deacons but he coaches like Kevin Keegan and even if the football was shaped like a tetrahedron, Newcastle would still beat Leicester 3-1
There's a tsunami of cheers from the toon army, they'll soon party in a sesh that's out of this world like NASA's future Moon RV
Eminem listens to me like "damn he's a younger me, from when I was still hungry, wore a Jason mask with dungarees and my diamond record total was under 3"
That ain't a diss, I'm so much of a Stan that I know the MMLP was originally called Amsterdam, I've listened to your feature on Outsidaz Macosa with Pace, Zee, and Slang as well as the shit you did in '96 for Bushman
I got bitches trying to give me a smack with slippers because they just figured out I'm Jack the Ripper like "dude, I'm pretty sure I just saw him attack a stripper!" While the crack a bitter
Told Will Smith swearing has a place in rap, then I mentioned Jada's name and he gave my face a slap
Prosecco licks and ghetto chick mixed with Lego bricks and let go kicks, my private jets so quick my fucking pesto sticks to the guest rows bit where my best bro sits
You think you're evil because you swore in a maths paper? I'm evil because I made a Jew snore in a gas chamber
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Unreleased 2020 (Jesus in Trouble Era)
Poetry2020 marked my return to writing rhymes after a 2 year hiatus It was a year full of ambition and a lot of preparation for projects that up until now I had no intention of bringing into the light of day. Here's an assortment of projects I worked on...