Unexpected Collision (sasunaru)

Bitch Please

This chap is gonna have mild language, not f bombs or anything...at least I hope it doesn't go that far....

Anyway, Enjoy!

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Sasuke's Pov

I opened my eyes slowly. I was sleeping on the ground, with Naruto cuddling against my chest.

He's so cute. How could I have ever thought he cheated on me...after three years? What a joke. Naru? This goofball who has a record in ramen devouring? I don't think so. Not saying Naruto is dumb, but he definitely isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

I got pulled out of my thoughts as I felt a nudge at my chest. I looked down. Naruto was snuggling deeper into my chest, slightly blushing. I smirked.

He's just too adorable.

As I stood up slowly, I picked him up. I walked to my...our bed and set him down. After I tucked him in, I looked down at my lover. His chest rose ever so slightly as he snored gently. AfterI stared at him for a few more minutes, I turned away. After I showered, I brushed my teeth and got dressed, getting ready to leave. I glanced at the clock.

9:25 a.m.

Eh, that'll do.

I have an appointment....one that I'll have if it's the last thing I do.

I slammed the front door closed as I got into my car. I gripped the steering wheel as I smirked.

I'm coming, Sai...

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As I turned into the driveway, I looked around. He lived in a decent apartment. Not too shabby. I walked up the steps and knocked on his door. After a few minutes and some shuffling sounds behind the door, it opened.
Sai swung it open looking pissed. He was only wearing boxers.

"Saaaaiiii...Come back..."

Oh god.

Sakura came into my vision as she ran into him from behind and turned towards me, surprised. She was wearing a loose shirt that went passed her mid-thigh.

What is that bitch doing here?
...Is she...hooking up with him..?

As if she read my mind, she leaning in and kissed his cheek.

Oh gross. Two disgusting, nasty people hooking up. Now nice.

And to think I was only standing there for half a minute, it felt wayyy longer. She looked at me in disgust.

"Ew. What is he doing here?"

I didn't respond. Sai smirked at me. I shoved past him, walking into his apartment, looking around.

What a dump. He needs to clean up a little.

As I scanned the mess, I found several smashed beer cans and trash littering the room. Sai followed me in, Sakura still latched onto his shoulders.

Not to be rude, but they are a horrible couple. Bleach.

I walked up to Sai slowly. Sakura just glared at me, but remained silent. I leaned closer. Sai and I were about 4 inches away from each other. I just glared at his smirk. We stared for a while until I unraveled my anger.

Slap!

I looked at him. His face was turned from the impact and his cheek was turning red. Sakura screamed at me.

Now it was my turn to smirk.

"Surprise Bitches!" I yelled.

He totally deserved that.

"What was that for!?!?" Sakura shouted.

"For your nasty boyfriend putting his FILTHY hands on Naruto " I countered.

"He was probably drunk."

"Bitch shut your mouth! I don't want any of your excuses!"

And with that I walked out of the room and started towards the door. I turned my head back to look at Sai. He had fire burning in his eyes.

"KEEP YOUR NASTY CLAWS OFF MY NARUTO!!!!" I shouted, slamming the door behind me. I felt great.

That was priceless.

I smirked and wiped some "dust" off my shoulder.

I just love happy endings. Especially when the villain gets hurt.

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-Brooke