*Freddie has created a chat*
Freddie: Hello my dears!
Brian: its 3 in the morning.
Roger: AYYY FREDDIE MAH MANNN
John: Hello!
Brian: So what had to be so important that you got up and made this group chat?
Freddie: I was bored.
Roger: Sleeping is boring.
John: But important.
Brian: Thank you John for having some sense
John: :)
Freddie: Darling, dont be such a bore. You guys have any plans in the afternoon?
Brian: Not really
Roger: I have to uhh.... walk my drums... I can do it a bit early tho
John:..... Anyways, no I dont have plans
Freddie: excellent.. Lunch?
Brian: Sure
John: Ok!
Brian: Well now that I'm awake, no thanks to Fred..
Freddie: You are most welcome dear
Roger: I found a good restaurant we can go to! *sends location*
John: OOH! I've been here before! Its really good!
Freddie: Ok that's settled. Now, I have to check my closet, I have to be the best dressed
Brian: Just so you know, I'm facepalming
Roger: Me too, so is the girl in my bed rn
John: you're lesbian?
Brian: OOP
Freddie: OMG JOHN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Roger: .......
Brian: Sheesh Rog, you better put some ice on that burnnnn
Roger: do it yourself 'doctor'
Brian: tch whatever lol
Freddie: OH MY HAHAHAHA
Roger: Shut up Freddie you're the gay one here
Freddie: Bi*
Roger: forgive my autocorrect
Brian: its 3:30 am and here I am in the middle of 2 Karens having a roast battle
John: A chicken and a goat
Roger: I'm the goat!
John: I meant Freddie, you're the chicken.
Brian: JOHN DEACON STRIKES AGAIN!
Freddie: I am obv the goat!
Roger: I'm going back to sleep
Brian: Me too
John: same
Freddie: Alright then, see you guys in the afternoon!
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