Roger: All right, you all know what it is.
Freddie: Silento?
John: Freddie I would bleach my eyes if I saw you whip and nae nae.
Brian: What the-
Roger: No one is doing the cha cha slide or the nae nae now. It's May.
Freddie: Ohhh I see where we are going with thisss
John: ohhhh
Brian: I'm lost...
John: are you even in London?
Brian: i am, why?
John: how do you not know your way around London yet?
Brian: ...oh well
Roger: whatever-
Brian: what?
Roger: Nevermind-
Freddie: Hellooo hellooo?
John: Rog, continue
Roger: Right, its May, the month we sacrifice to our lord and savior Bribri May
Brian: ...wot da fak.
Freddie: Its now Day one.
John: Day one.
Roger: Day one.
Brian: is this some cult or something?
Roger: sh, its an echo you bish
Freddie: echo you bish
John: eco you bish
Brian: I'm hating this already
Roger: first, we shall say a few words about Bribri
Freddie: I'll start
Brian: .......
Freddie: Bribri, thou art the protecteth'r of us queens and our fanbase. T is thee that gent keeps us on our toes at all times, as thy wisdom is bigg'r than thy hair. Oh! the quite quaint hair of yours! this may, we seeketh thy blessings and prayeth yond thee shall continueth to behold aft'r us all til death doth us apart
Brian: ARE WE GETTING MARRIED?
Freddie: maybe?
Brian: I object
Freddie: awe :(
Roger: Freddie, i think i shed a tear, that was beautiful..
Freddie: thank you... my knowledge is vast in shakespeare
John: My turn. Bribri, you are the poodle to my dog
Brian: A poodle is a dog- SIR ARE U CALLING ME A BITCH?
John: Oh no never! Your hair smells like uhh
Roger: teen spirit!
John: Yes! as you always keep the teenagers motivated these days with your amazing guitaristic cries of joy and amazingness. Therefore, I sacrifice my cheese on toast to you.
Brian: can you add some oregano on it?
John: of course, oh mighty Bribri
Brian: I'm startin to like this....
Roger: I would wear a bra for Bribri
Brian: do you want to go to the unholy land of Rhye?
Freddie: seriously?
Brian: Yes.
Freddie: Rog, your speech?
Roger: I have a poem actually
Brian: let's see it..
Roger:
A Man Called Holy BriBri
A Limerick by RoggieThere once was a poodle who rocked.
He liked clogs and he mocked.
It was rather deep,
But not very lepe,
He just couldn't say no to the stocked.
Brian: .........
Freddie: ........
John: ..........
Roger: Its mayyyyy
Freddie: Oh i'm bleeding deep inside
Roger: Its mayyyy
Freddie: ooh is it just our holy briii?
Roger: Too mayyyy
Brian: too may?
Freddie: even noww
John: The feeling seems to steal awayy
Brian: who are you stealing from?
John: Rick Astley.
Roger: Never gonna give you up.
Brian: ... roger what
Freddie: We would like the Bribri to give a speech!
Brian: oh dear uhm hold on a minute
Roger: I'm holding
Freddie: are oranges called oranges because oranges are orange or are oranges called oranges because the color orange is like the fruit orange?
Brian: Did you just say orange 8 times in one sentence?
Roger: Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if bacon is cooked and cookies are baked?
John: Why is Roger a man when he's a lesbian though he claims to be the literal opposite
Roger: oh piss off
Brian: alright
Roger: speech speech!
Briann: my dear followers, your sacrifices and touching words have much value to me. I thank all of you for our contribution. I bless you all with some fucking logic and actual smartness hoping you won't turn deaky into a dumbass as well
Roger: he called us dumbasses!
Freddie: I could never feel prouder..
John: yay!
Brian: alright then now wha- No Freddie we don't dance chachacha
Freddie: No, we sing, lalalalala
Roger: ...
John: laa
Roger: aHHH ahhHhahHhhHH
Brian: listen to the madman-
Freddie: dududu duuuuUUU
Brian: wot
Roger: ye.
John: Lets sing a song for Bribri
Roger: In the yeer of 69 asssembled here the car fuckers-
Freddie: roger no that a bit disrespectful XD
Roger: right mb
(A/N: I apologize for that its for humor only i do not mean to offend anyone who has died in the war but again im sorry abt this if its offensive)
Brian: He's talking about himself sooo
Roger: that's true
John: ok but that was a bit too much XD
Roger: I'm sorrryyy
Freddie: anyways, what more can we do for the Bribri
Brian: oh not this again.....
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