Brian: do you guys know how painful it feels to drop your coin or pick inside the guitar hole?
Roger: ....you decided to wake up and vent?
Brian: well yes but no
Freddie: I think I have a guitar in the closet somewhere?
John: Is everyone here in the closet? I'm trying to find some socks sooo yeah I am
Brian: Well I'm looking for some clogs... I'm going to go meet an old friend
Freddie: ew
Roger: clogs...converse are better
Freddie: ballet shoes
John: NORMAL. REGULAR. SHOES.
Freddie: N.O
Brian: converse are hard to put on
Roger: so are you
Freddie: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
John: Well that's one way to put it
Roger: o shit wrong chat...
Brian: ................
Freddie: So I don't know if this is the appropriate time to confess something...
John: Go ahead, I'll stay in the closet
Roger: John, darling, no...
Freddie: bish that's my catchphrase.
Roger: I dont care
Freddie: I WILL LITERALLY YEET YOU TO ARKANSAS.
Roger: twerking is cool
John: ..........
Brian: ..........
Freddie: ...well this just got interesting...
Roger: wrong chat again
Freddie: who are you even talking to?
Roger: ......no one
Brian: wait I have his password lemme see
Roger: SHIT BRIAN NO
Brian: ....He's talking to some girl named Dominique and HOLY SHIT ROG...WHAT THE FUCK?
Roger: BRIAN LOG OUT
Brian: GLADLY
John: I'm not curious
Freddie: Same...but can I get back to what I was saying?
Brian: Go ahead, Freddie
Freddie: So I uh...I think I'm bisexual
Brian: ...ok?
Roger: and?
Freddie: you guys arent like, yknow, weirded out?
John: no?
Brian: why would we be?
Freddie: Oh that's a relief
Brian: who for though if you dont mind me asking
Roger: It's not Walmart pastor rob, is it?
Freddie: oh heck no...we're friends
John: And they were roomates
Roger: ahh they were roomates.....
Brian: UH, CAN SOMEONE COME OVER QUICKLY?
Roger: what's wrong?
Brian: THE CLOSET DOOR JUST SLAMMED SHUT AND I'M LOCKED IN
Freddie: in the closet, I see? Well I came out one way but in the other way
Roger: why are you guys in closets
John: ROGER MUST I REMIND YOU WHEN I SCREAMED "SEX" AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS TO GET YYOU OUT OF A CLOSET BECAUSE YOU REFUSED FOR YOUR SONG TO NOT BE ON THE ALBUM?
Roger: WELL I HAD A REASON! FREDDIE WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THIS TIME?
Brian: SOMEONE COME HELp ME ALREADY....
John: One thing in life you must understand
Freddie: The truth of lust woman to man
Roger: So open the door and you will see
Brian: There are no secrets, make your move, set me free SO CAN SOMEONE GET THE FUCK HERE ?
Roger: I'M ON MY WAY OK
Freddie: well, I'm looking for my cat
John: Which one?
Freddie: Jerry...
Roger: why are we obsessed with closets? John did you find your socks yet?
John: Yeah...
Brian: ROGER ARE YOU HERE?
Roger: I'M WALKING INTO UR ROOM
Freddie: Free Brian
Brian: ROGER WHY'D YOU SLAM THE DOOR IN MY FACE
Roger: YOU WERE NAKED!
Freddie: Oh dear...
John: DID ROGER SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE GIRL?
Brian: YES! NOW OpEN I HAVE SOMETHING ON
Freddie: Roger if you need bleach and holy water later you can come over
Roger: Yes thank you
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I was feeling really random today and I found smth I lost in my closet so why not?
