Freddie's birthday + Roger's crack episode

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Brian: Happy birthday Fred!

John: Have a wonderful day!

Roger: BABIES DOWN THE GARBAGE CHUTE

Freddie: Thank you guys so much!! I love you darlings so much and today couldnt have been more special. You all have really made my life wonderful and roger wtf-

Roger: You heard me

Brian: he found his crack

Freddie: you hid that in your shoe-

Brian: well somehow it got onto the carpet and-

Freddie: oh dear god-

John: I was there, you dont wanna know

Roger: is it just me or does brian look like a snowman?

Brian: excuse me?

Roger: whot a dapper gentleman

Freddie: Oh my goodness-

Brian: I'm gonna go for a walk

Roger: NOOO BRIBRI YOU'LL MELT!

John: Brian he's crying dont you dare go out-

Brian: alright alright i wont-

Freddie: good-

Roger: yay! *sends you a hug*

Brian: k-

John: So freddie, any plans?

Freddie: lazing on a sunday afternoon of course

Brian: wow

Roger: ITS A METAPHOR BRIAN-

John: anyways

Roger: GUYS I THREW THE NEIGHBOUR'S BABY DOWN THE GARBAGE CHUTE, TEY ARENT HAPPY BUT THEY'RE HOT-

Brian: Roger no-

Roger: Roger yes biatch 

John: did he just-

Freddie: oh no...

Roger: OHH YESSSS MORE CRACK AHAHAHAHDUGOEDBEDWTIEWA7WUE GWIWEGJJNEJH DGYEWDG FRI77WRPEUFG FWIAW;AWFYU FYIWFWEIF UEWD9EWBUYYQ EDWE7D98QVY D;Q 77QYV93O YU7QIQ TEEQIOE TE9FEUKD FEWGEGWCDIUET6Q AWWWHPPPP

John: he just broke his phone-

Brian: my respects to the phone-

Freddie: f in chat

John: f

Brian: f

John: f (from roggie <333)

Freddie: uhh

Brian: yeah thats it no more crack

Roger: I GOT MY PHONE BACK AHAHAHE UQFYEWOEFUYQ EFQUEDUQGI E

Brian: def.

Roger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRIBRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DOOOOOOOOOONNNNNTTTTTTTT

John: he's full on sobbing- Ew he's licking the carpet he likes feet thats weird roger stop having a feet fetish-

Freddie: John I love you but wtf

Brian: Roger, stop this right no

Roger: No <3

Freddie: well this is quite entertaining 

Brian: Deaky you know how to stop him

John: Oh that I do

Roger: .....no......John No....Jobert Rowney Dunior dont you dare-

John: started it

Brian: boom

Freddie: I'm lost-

John: rickroll

Roger: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Freddie: leave it in the lap of the gods lmaooo

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im sorry this chapter is short im losing all my creativity istf but anyways, birthday treat from me to yall, tysm for being there for me and reading this shit of a book lmaoo but it really encourages me to write more and constantly think of what chapter to do next which my brain is clearly failing lmao. But seriously, all of my followers mean a lot to me, all 74 of you :) 

and Happy belated birthday to Freddie who i missed out writing a chapter on because i had exams going on im so sorry- 

Thanks guys, until next chapter! <3

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