Roger: so, you guys heard the song right? read the lyrics?
Brian: Yes and it is absolutely hideous.
John: its weird
Roger: What so you mean? if john could write a song about ejaculation why cant i write a song about my car?
John: ...oh yeah... But mine makes sense for a sex playlist or something
Brian: who has playlists for se- yknow what nevermind. The thing is roger, who writes songs about cars?
Roger: "Baby you could drive my car"
Brian: but that made sense. Name any one Beatles song that made 0 sense, I dare you
Roger: I am the eggman
Brian: .......other than that
Roger: BRIAN JUST ACCEPT IT. ITS BETTER THAN YOURS.
John: Roger, we've discussed this many times irl.
Roger: Wheres Freddie, we need his opinion.
Brian: he's on our side, rog, accept your defeat already
Roger: I refuse!
Freddie: WOT THE FACK DO YOU GUYS WANT
Roger: well someone pissed in your cereal this morning.
Freddie: I'm just trying to figure something out, sorry. What is this argument about?
Brian: Roger wants his song on the album.
Freddie: The car one?
Roger: Yes. And I dont just want it on the album. I want it on the B Side of Bohemian Rhapsody
Freddie: ABSOLUTELY NOT
John: sorry I went to get some tea, where are we at now?
Brian: not the time John
John: ok..
Roger: BRIAN LITERALLY CALLS "CHEESE" SWEET IN HIS SONG. I BET HE WROTE IT WHEN HE WAS DRUNK
Brian: ...even i dont know if I did. BUT, "YOUR HANDS ON MY GREASE GUN" SERIOUSLY ROG?
Roger: ITS A METAPHOR BRIAN.
John: Ok, lets say it goes on the album. how's that sound?
Roger: I want it on the B Side
Freddie: Why my masterpiece though? You could choose for like, Death on two legs or Brian's Company song.
Roger: Bohemian. Rhapsody.
Freddie: N.O.
Roger: Fine.
(a few hours later)
Brian: surprised Roger hasnt come raging at any of us yet.
John: ...that's true. I tried calling him but he didnt pick up
Freddie: how many times
John: 39 times
Brian: .....
Freddie: Ok something is not right here
John: @TaylorBitch come online, what's wrongg?
Freddie: ....
John: Yeah I'm going over to his house.
Brian: does he not have a girl or anything in there?
Freddie: Probably
John: gUYS! WE HAVE A PROBLEM
Brian: What?
John: ....He locked himself in a cupboard
Freddie: why?
John: he says he wont come out until you agree for Im in love with my car to be on the album and the b side
Freddie: ew, no
Brian: he's being stubborn.
John: Brian, he'll starve, please
Freddie: He probably brought some chips in there, he'll come out once he hears the word Sex
John: I just screamed that at the top of my lungs and it didnt work. luckily no one else is here.
Brian: LOL I CANT BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY TRIED THAT
Freddie: BAHAHAHAHA I WISH I WAS THERE TO SEE THAT
John: NOT THE POINT, I'M GONNA TRY TALKING HIM OUT OF IT.
Freddie: This is pointless.
John: Freddie, please. He'll die of suffocation. I'm not leaving here until he's out.
Brian: John, he's fooling you
Roger: I'm being serious.
Freddie: Roger Meadows Taylor, quit this nonsense already.
Roger: I am not coming out unless you agree.
Freddie: It can go on the album, just not on the B Side of my song
Roger: Still not coming out. John stop banging my door.
John: Come out then.
Roger: no
Freddie: I give up.. FINE, NOW EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO VOMIT
Brian: ....
John: Well, he's out
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Look how happy he is oml XD
Anyways I plan on doing a Q and A soon so feel free to ask question (nothing too personal though)
