Drunk texting

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Freddie: I HADijnhg SO MUSWCH FUN GYATTS

Brian: YEWH SANME HQEWRE

John: Uhm... did I miss anything?

Roger: A LOIT

Freddie: BRIJOAN WHEFRE QRDE YIUUY

Brian: HBATHROOMN.. ROGERS CUM IJS IN MY HAIUR

John: WHAT?

Brian: I MENN GUMN

John: Oh phew..

Roger: WOIULKED YOIIU 7THO?

Brian: NJOPOE

Freddie: HJEUY THGAT GUY HSA A NIVCE ASS

Roger: DANJMNN

Brian: IJ AWLAYS JNEW U WERE GAYG

Freddie: YASSS

John: uhm... how many shots did you guys take?

Roger: PRUDEEEEEEEEE

John: well that's one thing you can spell right..

Freddie: IUDK MAYBE LKIKE 69?

John: Freddie stop acting like a middle school boy

Brian: IOHWDFIOREGEHRJ

John: whats that supposed to mean?

Brian: I TRIEDW TYPOING WIUTH MY NJOSE

John: wow

Roger: IU LOVE MGTY CASR

John: You love your car?

Roger: I TYPRED THAT WIU9TH MNYT DI9CK

John: Oh god...

Freddie: AYY I WAMNNSA TRY TGHASFT TOO

John: ok where are you guys, I'm picking you all up.

Roger: IM INB BRIAN

John: WHAT?

Brian: NO HE DEIJNT SAY GTHAT

Freddie: *sends a gif* ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

Roger: YESSSSSSSSS BISHHHHHH

John: Ok I'm tracking you all down

Freddie: Uhm, John?

John: Yes? this isnt freddie, thats a fact.

Freddie: Uhm no uh, this is a friend of Freddie's. I'm Paul Prenter (A/N: @Princessfun1 dont kill me pls)

Roger: PRRINTERRRRRRR

Brian: IU SWTILL DOJNT TRUST YU

Freddie: Oh, you'll get over it.

John: so, Paul.. Is there any chance you could keep an eye on them. I'm totally not busy trying not to misfire rn

Freddie: Ok, I did not need to know that but dont worry, they'll be in safe hands.. Oh roger just threw up.. Ok nice talking to you.

John: Thank you... I guess..

Freddie: AHHH BRIASNS POLE DANXIJNGV

John: ....I dont trust Paul. I'm coming over.

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DONT TRUST PAUL GUYS, YALL KNOW THE DRILL

yeah so anyways my holidays finally starteddd! so yeah Imma just live it and. My christmas present to all of you guys is a chirstmas special for BOTH BOOKS! I might do one for New Year's too so stay around for a new chapter soon!

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