Freddie: it all started when he was born....
Roger: on august 19th of 1951
Brian: He was a little deakling when he was born, somehow grew up to be an innocent menace
John: and you guys are just being dramatic-
Freddie: hush darling we arent done
John: I-
Freddie: Man grew from his deakling stage to be a great bass player
Roger: Bass and triangle
Brian: and his wife
John: brian-
Freddie: J R D
Roger: Jobert Rowney Dunior
Brian: Rog-
John: wha-
Freddie: ...no roggie
Roger: ah mb. John Richard Deacon
Brian: born on August 19 of 1951
Freddie: we present to you............................never gonna give you up
John: ah-
Roger: AAND THE ULTIMATE CHEESE ON TOAST
John: :0 OMG I LOVE YOU GUYS SM AHHH BEST BIRTHDAY EVER TYYYY
Brian: told you he'd love it
Freddie: no u didnt-
Roger: yeah he didnt-
Brian: ...fine i didnt fred did but still- he loved it thats all that matters-
Roger: right you are brimi
Freddie: Brimi?
Brian: Brain now brimi?
Roger: well i have a new keyboard so i typed briam and it became braham so now bri is abraham linclon whether he likes it or not
Brian: at least im tall
Roger: SHUT UP-
Brian: couldnt hear you down there midget
Freddie: lmao rog is short
Roger: you're the one to talk you asshole-
Freddie: LE GASP!! meee??? assholeee?? sounds too american rog- tch tch
John: he's had too much coffee, get him back with tea-'
Roger: i still didnt get my coffe with 1 and three sevenths :( sad roggie
Brian: stay like that lmao
Roger: dont bully mme briii ur hurting my feelings uwu
Freddie: alright who made him a wattpad account?
John: me. just to show him sketchy ass fanfics
Brian: Language
John: english
Brian: genius
Freddie: alright darling, we love you, have an amazing day mkay?
John: i love you guys to... thank you so much! ^^
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sorry this chapter is late- no motivation, barely any time, so happy late bday john!