Freddie: BRIAN DARLING
John: BRIIAAAANNN
Roger: SMARTASSS
Freddie: POODLE ASS
John: WRITING SONGS ABOUT ASS-
Brian: the fuck John-?
Freddie: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIAN!!!! <3333
Roger: IM UR GIFT. TADAAA
Brian: Wouldnt I be blessed-
John: Indeed. Happy Birthday Brian!
Brian: thank you guys.. it means a lot! :)
Freddie: AHH I LOVE BIRTHDAYS THERES SOMETHING JUST SO AWWWHHPP ABOUT THEM
Roger: Fred tf is awwhhpp, u ok?
Freddie: PROBABLY NOT
Roger: get well soon then lmao
Brian: you guys act like children, eh I love you guys anyways
Freddie: .......
John: .....
Roger: ......
Freddie: AWWWWHHHHHPPPP
Roger: he exploded-
John: pls wait as we report the issue to Microsoft-
Brian: Freddie is more of an Apple person if im sure-
Roger: so am i
Brian: I'll stick with android thank you
John: i still have my nokia-
Brian: john you cant text in nokias-
John: ...nvm its an android- yay-
Roger: sooo brian.. you're a year older now. ya feelin better everyday?
Brian: no i just think im two steps nearer to my grave-
Freddie: Keep yourself alive-
John: Keep yourself alivveeee.. all you people keep yourself aliveee
Freddie: BRIAN IM AT ROGER'S HOUSE NOW
Brian: uh ok?
Freddie: HERE'S YOUR PRESENT
Roger: MAAN YOU JJST THREW MEW OIUT DE FOOKIN WINDU-
Brian: Best birthday ever. send pics
Freddie: gladly darling
John: isnt this entertaining
Freddie: sit back and let me entertain you
Brian: roger you think you can do it again?
Roger: why do you all take pleasure in my suffering?
John: we love gerbil torment
Roger: WHO TF ARE YOU CALLING A GERBIL??
John: you.
Roger: AHEM.
Freddie: oh hes screaming now- oh dear-
Brian: take his crack away-
Freddie: will do-
Roger: NO FRE YOU BETTER GIMME BACK MY CRRAAACCCKKK
Freddie: omg hes licking the carpet-
John: freddie give him the crack now-
Freddie: gladly.
Roger: ahh yes thats the good stuff
Brian: most entertaining birthday ever- one i will never forget-
Freddie: enjoy yourself darling, you deserve it!
John: at least roger didnt come in that bra like that one christmas
Brian: oh yes that was traumatic
Freddie: he was practically flashing
Roger: in my defense i do not have tits i wouldnt consider that flashing
Brian: are you sure about that roger?
Roger: ...........im doubting myself now- thanks a lot brian-
Brian: most certainly welcome
Roger: listen well brian-
Freddie: ITS OK BRI I THREW HIM OUT THE WINDOW
John: .....
Brian: ..... @ taylorbitch i'm listening-
Roger: BRIAN, SON OF HAROLD
Brian: ROGER, SON OF.... YOUR MOTHER.
Roger: LE GASP
John: ROGER UR MAMA'S BOY SHOULDVE KNOWN
Roger: oh yes but today isnt about me is it?
Brian: theres next week.
Roger: .....oh right-
Brian: good luck bud-
Freddie: I'll still throw you out the window-
Roger: LETS JUST STICK WITH BRIAN FOR NOW YEAH? YEAH OK
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I hate this feeling when you feel like youve written enough but there are few words and u wanna keep writing but u dont know what to write reeeeeeee
sooo im telling yall in advance my chapters might limit to 400-700 words which isnt that much but i'll try to keep it as dramatic as possible.. thanks for reading.. AND HAPPY BDAY BRIAN!! WE LOVE YOU <333
