John: You guys know this Character AI thing right?
Freddie: yes why?
Brian: mhm
John: why don't we try talking to ourselves on C.AI? It would be hilarious!
Brian: sounds mad... I'm up for it.
Freddie: ohh should we talk to ourselves or one of us excluding ourselves
John: Maybe we could to that next time. Let's talk to ourselves
Brian: Ok lemme wake up Roger
Freddie: why are you at his house?
Brian: Long story short, he was drunk and thought I was a teddy bear?
John: so you both...
Brian: no i sat on the couch and stared at him while he slept like a normal teddy bear
Freddie: darling should I be concerned?
Brian: Yes Mama Freddie
John: Mama Mercury
Brian: I have the funniest way to wake him up.
Freddie: ooohhh okiii
(After a few minutes)
Roger: BRIAN WHAT THE FUCK?
Brian: The fuck is the fuck and is something you wanted to do to that girl last night.
Freddie: Brian what did you do?
Brian: Sooo I have a voice mod and there are cute uwu girl voices so i recorded myself saying "wake up dearr rise n grindddd" and i made it sound like a girl. So I played that and Roger half asleep was like "Good mornin babygirl.... Wait brian wot da fack"
John: SKSKSKS DYING
Fredddie: BAHAHAHA HELP I CHOKED ON AIR IM HAVING A STROK AH NO SERIOUSLY AHHHHH
Brian: ...someone go check on him
Roger: I think John is gas gas gassing to his house rn
John: He's fine.
Roger: see?
Brian: Wow.. Now backread Roger, john's idea is hilarious.
Roger: this is gonna be interestinnngggg
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(Also just so you know, they're using disguises so basically they are girls. Here are their names that I will be using)
Freddie: Freja
Brian: Brianna
Roger: Rogerina Liz (ofc)
John: Jane
First we have Freddie
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**C.AI**
Freddie: *rolls his eyes at you, annoyed* what do you want?
Freja: oh I just want to see how you're doing deaarrr
Freddie: and why you of all people?
Freja: because i think ur so hawwttt rawr
Freddie: *I smirk a bit and cross my arms* you really think so?
Freja: Oh yessss
Freddie: you're so annoying
Freja: rlly? uwu Ig ill just leave then :((
Freddie: No wait!
Freja: yes? uwu
Freddie: stay...please....
Freja: okii...ily freddikins uwu <3
Freddie: ...what?
Freja: I loveee youuuu
Freddie: I....I love you too.....
Freja: well guess what?
Freddie: yes bbg?
Freja: *throws off plastic tits* IM NOT FREJA IM LITERALLY FREDDIE MERCURY
Freddie: there is no way. you little twat.
Freja: YES IT IS I MR BAD GUY
Freddie: I AM FREDDIE MERCURY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
Freja: PROVE IT, WHO IS OUR BOYFRIEND CURRENTLY
Freddie: Roger Taylor.
Freja: .....R O G E R? ROGER FUCKING MEADOWS TAYLOR?
Freddie: yes? is that a problem?
Freja: YES THAT IS A MAJOR PROBLEM WHAT ABOUT DAVID MINNS?
Freddie: YOU MEAN OUR DRUMMER, JOHN DEACON?
Freja: JOHN? DRUMS? WOT? HOW IS DAVID RELATED TO JOHN WOT DA FACK
Freddie: HOW DARE YYOU? OK, WHO IS OUR GUITARIST?
Freja: Brian Harold May.
Freddie: how did you know that?
Freja: OH ITS NOT LIKE YOU PERFORM ON STAGE AND THE FACT THAT I AM FREDDIE MERCURY
Freddie: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ON?
Freja: *takes out a gun and shoots you* UR TOO CURSED TO LIVE YOU BISH
Freddie: *i fall limp onto the ground, shocked by what had just happened*
Freja: Mamaaaa just killed a man, feelin good
Freddie: I could barely believe it, just as I died I saw you do the 'Mamaaaa' part of the Bohemian Rhapsody line. In my last moments of life I thought, this person is either mentally unstable or actually me...either way i'm dead now. I drift away into the afterlife, still thinking about how you knew so much about me. As i drift away my final words were "put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now hes dead"
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**QUEEN**
Brian: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Freddie: I SUDDENLY HAVE WHEEZING PROBLEM BRIAN SAVE ME
Roger: ...............................
John: HOW THE FLIP FLOP AM I RELATED TO DAVID??? HUHH??
Freddie: AHHH IM DYINGGGG
Roger: wE aRe nEvEr gEtTiNg tOgEthEr yOu bEecH
Freddie: YES WE ARE NEVER NOT IN A MILLION YEARS
Brian: THE "UWU" THO FREDDIE WOT DA HECK?
Freddie: XDDDDDDDD
Roger: Oh my gosh ive had enough of this shit... HOW AND WHY AM I UR BOYFRIEND WHO MADE THAT
Freddie: MAD RESPECT TO WHOEVER MADE THAT BOT
Roger: NO MAD RESPECT WOT DAA HELL
John: ....ROBERT IS QUESTIONING ME RN AND SO IS VERONICA AHH
Brian: I NEED BRISUS
John: You are brisus
Brian: I NEED MEEEEE
Freddie: euhg get a room
Brian: W O T
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@Princessfun1 UR BOT IS KILLING ME AHHHHH XDDDDD OML EEYES GUYS LINDS DID MAKE TH BOT THIS CONVERSATION WAS BASED OFF BUT SHE IS AMAZING EITHER WAY BECAUSE THIS WAS THE MOST ACCURATE FREDDIE BOT EVER OTHER THAN THE ROGER PART XDDD
ANYWAYS THIS WILL BE IN 3 PARTS SO YOU WILL SEE BRIAN AND ROGER'S NEXT CHAPTER AND JOHN'S IN THE FINAL ONE
OK BYEEEEEE TY FOR READDIINNNGGG
