(This is out of context, but you'll get it at the end)
In 1980, there was a singer called Freddie Mercury. He woke up to find out he was not in London but in some fun house. How did he get there? Just then, there was a good smell of pizza. Freddie followed the smell and it led him to an old, bronze oak tree. He saw two tiny men on the branch and he immediately knew they were John Lennon and Paul McCartney from The Beatles. "Hey! Two tiny members of the Beatles!" Freddie said "Yes indeed we are" John said. Freddie was really hungry. "Hey, fellas, do you mind lending a slice of pizza to help a poor, lost and hungry man?" Freddie asked them. John and Paul looked around the place to see if they could spot the man. "I meant me!" "Oh, of course," said Paul, lending a slice of the pizza. "Thank you!" said Freddie gratefully. He sat on a rainbow rock and took a nibble. "Hmm... This is pretty good-WOAH!" In 3 seconds, Freddie became taller than a giraffe. Now he was perplexed. He had no idea what was going on. He was wandering around until all of a sudden, a voice called out. "Hey! I'm down here. Don't squish me." Freddie looked down and saw a cat. "Hello Mr. Cat, I am Freddie Mercury and-". "Hold that thought, Bulsara. By the way, I'm Roger Taylor." 'Wait....Roger Taylor?' Freddie thought to himself. "Anyways, I legally changed my name to Freddie Mercury after joining Smile... Well I also changed the band's name to Queen." Said Freddie. "Ok...Got that, Jupiter." Freddie looked around. "Who are you talking to?" "I'm talking to you."
"Who is Jupiter? I'm Mercury." "Oh..." But Roger did not get that registered in his head and kept calling him different planets. "So...Roger where-" "Hold on, Yes finally. My favourite song, I'm In Love with My Car!" After a few minutes, the song was over. "Ok...ad's on. What were you about to ask me, Saturn?" Roger asked. "For the millionth time, it's MERCURY! I was about to ask you, where am I?" "You don't know where you are... what do you think the sign says huh?" Roger pointed out a sign to Freddie. 'Wonderland? I'm not a child to believe this.' Freddie thought to himself. "How do you get out of here?"
"Just go right and then another right and then you will find blue and purple trees and go down the path and then you will see a map and follow the directions to the exit." Freddie was confused because Roger was saying it so fast but he followed everything he understood. He thanked him and followed the instructions Roger gave him but when he turned his second right, there were five paths with blue and purple trees on the sides. Just then, he heard a nice bass riff. He turned and felt like it was a very familiar riff and whoever was playing it also looked very familiar. 'Deaky?' Freddie thought to himself. There was a purple worm dancing and playing Another One Bites The Dust on his bass. It was on the leaf of a dancing daisy. He went to take a closer look and ask for help. He whispered "Hey, sir? The worm looked up and got scared. "Oh my god you are taller than a giraffe! Or is it that I am too small?" the worm said, startled. "Could be both reasons. Anyways, I am Freddie Mercury. Do you happen to know which path leads to the exit?" "Oh yes, I am John Richard Deacon and I was born on August 19th of 1951. I can help you but first, why are you so big? Even that hatter is smaller than you and he is the size of a normal human." "Do you know those Mini sized Beatles?" "Oh god did Ringo put too much of that growing potion Montserrat gave him?" 'What is going on? First the Beatles then Rog then Deaky and now Montserrat?' Freddie knew all these people mentioned so far. John told Freddie "Y'know, I have this kind of magic dust and I think I can shrink you." He took some powder out of a sack. "That seems to be enough." He blew the dust on Freddie and Freddie shrunk all right but he shrunk till he was as smaller than John. Freddie said "You made me shrink but you made me practically invisible." John murmured to himself, "This is why you shouldn't trust George with potions. I don't think he studied potions." John then told Freddie "Apologies, Freddie. Well y'know, that dust might make singers' voices pretty rusty so... you might want to try... y'know what." Freddie was in the state of shock the second John said 'voices rusty'. He tried doing his vocal warm-ups but it did not sound as angelic as it always sounded but it sounded like a rooster. "You might wanna pay a visit to the king's magic cookie tree." "Ok, thanks John but can you please tell me where it is?" "Oh it is not far from here and it's close to the exit too. Go down the 2nd path."
