The Big Book of Poems

Your Anti-Prince Charming

I want to treat you right,

I want to be your guy,

But that’s the type you don’t like,

So I’ll sit here and give a sigh.

In my dreams I’d be yours,

But in reality kindness is a flaw.

So I’ll treat you mean to keep you keen,

I’ll be your Anti-Prince Charming.

It’s not the option I prefer,

But you are what I desire.

I look on lovingly but you don’t care,

You just want a badass from over there.

In my dreams I’d be yours,

But in reality kindness is a flaw.

So I’ll treat you mean to keep you keen,

I’ll be your Anti-Prince Charming.

One day I know you’ll see

What you wanted, it was me.

But by then it’ll be far too late,

I’ll be off with my Princess on a date

In my dreams I’d be yours,

But in reality kindness is a flaw.

So I’ll find someone else who’ll be keen,

While you’re searching for your Anti-Prince Charming.

You’ll regret you missed this chance with me,

To be as happy as happy can be.

But I’ll find a girl who’ll want me to be,

Her special Prince Charming.

In my dreams I’d be yours,

But in reality kindness is a flaw.

So I’ll be with my Princess, living happily

While you’re unhappy with your Anti-Prince Charming.