(Peach's Castle)
It was another normal day at the castle as Mario was naked and dancing happily on spaghetti while Sapphire was reading a comic book.
Mario: *singing and speaking gibberish*
Sapphire: *glances at Mario and thinks* 'I will never understand why he does that to spaghetti.'
Mario: *continues dancing on the spaghetti* Wahoo! Wahoo! Wahoo! Wahoo!!
Toad: *watches and wishes to kill him* You...stupid...b**ch!
Mario keeps dancing until Peach suddenly falls from the ceiling with a menacing aura.
Peach: *deep voice* Mario!
Mario: *derp look* Ooh, very scary!
Sapphire: *O_O* Should we run?
Peach: *normal voice* Help me!
Mario: S**t!
Sapphire: Oh boy...
Peach proceeded to explain that the Mushroom Kingdom's budget ran out.
Mario: Oh no! *moves towards Peach* Princess Peach...bro...I DON'T GIVE A S**T!! *explodes*
Mario goes back to eating spaghetti and singing as Sapphire facepalms.
Sapphire: Really Mario?
Peach: *incomprehensible yet sad tone*
As Mario had his spaghetti, it's suddenly stolen by Peach.
Peach: WHOOSH!
Mario: *shocked* Whaa?! Hey!
Peach: *plans to sell the spaghetti* Hahaha, I'll take that!
Sapphire: Wait, you want to sell the spaghetti to earn money?
Mario: *mad* Aw h*ll no! We don't have any spaghetti to sell!
Sapphire: *realizes something* Hold on, isn't there one room filled to the brim with sp-?
Mario: *quickly covers Sapphire's mouth and whispers* Don't say it!
Right after Mario says that, Luigi goes over to a door and opens it to reveal a huge amount of spaghetti along with Toadsworth wearing a dress.
Mario: *cries and runs away*
Sapphire: Mario wait! *sighs* Looks like we're selling spaghetti anyway. *goes after Mario*
Peach: *wears sunglasses* B**ch!
Later, Mario and Sapphire were driving in an old van with a mustache and red hat on it along with the words "Mario and Sapphire's spageti delivary" written on the side. They were on their way to start selling spaghetti.
Mario: *mad* Grr!
Sapphire: I know you don't like having to do this Mario, but Peach makes a good point on needing more money and-
Mario: *turns to the radio in irritation* GRRRRRRR! *throws the radio outside* Shut the f**k up!
The music continues to play before Mario fires at the radio which causes it to stop.
Mario: *turns to Sapphire* What were you saying again?
Sapphire: *O_O* Never mind...
Mario's phone started ringing as he picks it up in anger.
Mario: *angry* WHAT THE F**K DO YOU WAAANT?!?!
Sapphire: *covers her ears startled* Woah! That was right in my ears!
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SMG4: Sapphire the Dragonhog
FanfictionAfter moving from the Sonic Universe and into the Mushroom Kingdom with her family, Sapphire hoped to have a fresh start to this new life. But when she meets a certain idiotic Italian plumber, things will take a crazy turn.
