(The video above is what happens in this chapter)
Sapphire was currently exploring the Mushroom Kingdom as she saw many weird and crazy things happening around.
Sapphire: *O_O* So these are the things that happen here in the Mushroom Kingdom. I'm not sure what to say about this. *spots something up ahead* Huh?
Up ahead, Sapphire saw she was walking near a castle. But it wasn't just any castle, it was Princess Peach's castle.
Sapphire: That must be the castle I've heard so much about from Sonic. Might as well go check it out.
Sapphire walks up to the castle as a warp pipe appears and a Lakitu flies to it with a camera.
Sapphire: *sees this* Hmm?
Lakitu was filming as someone sounded like they're coming out of the pipe before stopping, indicating that the person was stuck.
???: Doh s**t! *struggles to get free*
Sapphire: *confused* Is someone stuck?
Lakitu: *sighs and drops a Bob-omb into the Warp Pipe*
Sapphire: *shocked* Wait is that a bomb?!
Lakitu: Yup. *sees Sapphire* Hey, where did you come from?
Sapphire: *rubs the back of her head* Well, I'm actually kinda new around here and I decide to explore. I saw this castle and decided to check it out and-
Lakitu: Nevermind, can you just stand right there?
Sapphire: *raises a brow in confusion* Uh why?
???: Hmm? *sees the Bob-omb and panics* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
The Bob-omb explodes as a red fat Italian flies out of the Warp Pipe before landing right on Sapphire.
Lakitu: Thanks!
Sapphire: *groans* Ow...
MEET THE MARIO
The same Italian walked up to the camera with before taking out a bowl of spaghetti.
Mario: It's a me, Mario! And this...is my SPAGHETTI!!!
Mario then proceeds to dance while naked with spaghetti and a lot of Toads.
Sapphire: *watches from the background while wanting to wash her eyes* Okay...
Mario: Ever know you are awesome but no one believes you?
(Flashback)
Mario: *naked while on top of a castle* Hoo! Thank you all for coming my fans! Let's get this concert started!
Police Mario: Get the f***k down from there! >:C
(End of flashback)
Mario: Then you'd know how it feels to be me!
Sapphire: *watches from the background* I think I can kinda see where he's coming from. Let's see what else there is about him.
(Lakitu)
Lakitu: Mario...is a very "special" person. Trust me, I follow him everywhere.
(Flashback)
Lakitu: *recording while outside Mario's room* Mario?! What are you doing? You've been in there for 5 hours!
Mario: *in his room* SHUT UP! Tryin' to make love to myself up here!!!
(End of flashback)
Sapphire: *watches and thinks* 'That's kind of creepy if he's basically stalking this guy. Also I didn't need to hear that last part.'
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SMG4: Sapphire the Dragonhog
FanficAfter moving from the Sonic Universe and into the Mushroom Kingdom with her family, Sapphire hoped to have a fresh start to this new life. But when she meets a certain idiotic Italian plumber, things will take a crazy turn.
