✨The scene opens to the Mystery Fair being constructed.✨
Stan: There she is, Mabel. The cheapest fair money can rent. I spared every expense.
Dipper : (He is heard screaming in the back, then he comes falling down in a broken tram cart with you on top of him) I think the sky tram is broken. Also, most of my bones. (He gently pushes you off as Mabel hugs you)
Stan: Ha ha, this guy. Alright, alright. I got a job for you three. (Pulls out a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates with an A+ on them) I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit. (Hands them to Dipper, who gives some to Mabel and you)
Mabel: Grunkle Stan, is that legal?
Stan: When there's no cops around, anything's legal! Soos, how's that dunk tank coming along?
Soos: (Using a blowtorch on the handle of a dunk tank) Almost ready to go, Mr. Pines.
Stan: (Knocks on the target and the seat barely moves) Ha, you got it rigged from here to Timbuktu! There's nothing on Earth that could knock me down!
Soos: Yeah, except for like a futuristic laser arm cannon.
Stan: Ah. Hey, you haven't seen my red screwdriver, have ya? Darn thing went missing. (Digs around in toolbox)
Soos: Maybe some magical creature or paranormal thing-um took it.
Stan: Oi! You've been spending too much time with those kids. (Keeps digging in toolbox and mumbling) Alright, let's see where'd I put that thing.
Blendin Blandin: (Behind some portable toilets) The mission is proceeding as planned. Over. (Uses Stan's red screwdriver to fix his camouflage suit, then walks away)
🎧Cue to theme song.🎧
Stan: (Through megaphone:) It's 12 o' clock! The Dunk Tank is now open!
Tourists: (Cover their ears as the megaphone screeches)
Stan: Step right up, and dunk me folks! (points to a tourist eating a pretzel) I'm talking to you, Cut-offs!
Tourists: Are all gathered in front of Stan's dunk tank)
Stan: That's right! Muffin-Top, High-Pants! Who wants a piece of me?
Tourists: (Throw balls at dunk tank, but fail to knock down Stan)
Stan:Ahahahaha! Come back anytime, folks! Ahahahaha!
Dipper(Eating corn dog shaped like question mark (to Wendy and you) How do they get them into this shape? It's unnatural.
You shrugged as you eat the shared corn dog with him. In your eyes it's just you eating a corn dog for your hunger, but to dipper it was like being on a date with you so he just smiles with a slight blush.
Wendy: But Dipper, they're so... (holds up corn dog to the end of the sign that says "DELICIOUS") delicious?
Dipper and Wendy laugh as you finished dippers corn dog in one bite making Wendy look amazed and dipper just wiping off the crumbs on your face.
Wendy's Mustard drips on her and your shirt
Wendy: Aw, man! I'm sorry derp! (She tried to get the mustard out and fail) we'll be right back. (Leaves with you in hand)
Dipper: I'll be right here! Haha! (Whispering while looking at you) I love you!
Mabel: (Enters with two cotton candy sticks) Look at you two! Getting all romantic at the fair!
Dipper: Eh, it's no big deal.
Mabel: Yeah, it is!
Dipper: Okay, you're right, it is! Isn't this amazing? I just dove in! I said, "Hey! You wanna hang out at the fair?" And you know what they said?
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DERPY KIND! Gravity falls (reader insert)
FanfictionA derpy and nonchalant 12 year old goes on the adventures of this wacky town with the pine twins. Not knowing the cost of earning people's heart and trust, your derpy and adhd self is quite the catch. Mable: CAN WE KEEP THEM?! Dipper: WHAT?! I mea...
