⭐️NO ONE'S POV:⭐️
(You and dipper have discuss you being bill's child and he came to the conclusion to trust you still❤️)
Opens to a shot of the sign for the Mystery Shack's gift shop.
Mabel: La, la, la, la, la! (She is accidentally bumps into the screen door, getting her braces caught in it; screams) No! Braces! Braces caught in a screen door! Someone dictate my will, I'm giving it all Y/N and Waddles!
You popped up behind Mabel confused...
Soos: (Walks up holding a screwdriver) Say "ah," girl-dude.
Mabel: (Opens her mouth wide) Aaaah. (Soos pries her braces off of the screendoor) Soos! You saved me!
Soos: Heh, heh! Just doing my job, hambone. (Tosses screwdriver into his toolbelt) I'll see you dudes tomorrow.
Soos opens the door and leaves.
Dipper, you, and Mabel: Bye, Soos!
Wendy: (Playing with a Chinese finger trap) Night, Soos.
Stan: (Working on attraction called "Thigh-Clops") Night, Soos.
Soos: (Walking away from the shack, singing) Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo! Walking to my car.
Mabel: You guys ever wonder what Soos does when he's not here at the Mystery Shack?
You: (shrug) nope
Dipper: No.
Wendy: Not really.
Stan: Not once ever.
⭐️Cut to a shot of the exterior of Abuelita's house at night.⭐️
Soos: (Playing a video game entitled "First Person Puncher") Punch! Punch those leopards! (Hears timer go off) Oh, highlights are done! (Sets down his controller, leans over and begins taking foil out of his grandmother's hair) You're gonna make the other grandmas at the bingo hall so jealous!
Abuelita: Just a minute, m'ijo, look at this. (hands letter to Soos) Your cousin Reggie is having an engagement party next month.
Soos: (Looks at invitation) Wait, wait. Reggie is engaged? But he's like the poor man's Soos.
Abuelita: I do not want to pressure you, but you are a man now... in a way. It's time for you to start meeting girls. I would like to see you settled before I ascend to heaven and live with the angels.
Soos: And with grandpa!
Abuelita: (Looking down) No, he is not there. (Looks back at Soos) Please find a girl to bring to Reggie's engagement, for Abuelita. (Gets up off the couch and walks away)
Soos: Heh! No problem. I'm great at fixing stuff, playing video games, having a sort-of mustache. (Leans back in couch) I could totally get a date in a week. Totally. Piece of cake.
Game voice: (Game over text appears on TV screen) You're dead!
Soos: I'm dead.
🎶🎧theme song.🎧🎶
A child is seen walking through the Mystery Shack gift shop, flipping a coin and licking a lollipop.
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