✨NO ONE'S POV:✨
The scene begins with a car driving past a billboard with Gideon's face on it. Next to the billboard is Deputy Durland and Sheriff Blubs' squad car. The speed of the car diving by is 99 miles per hour (159.3 km/h), however, they are oblivious.
Sheriff Blubs: Focus, Deputy. Remember your training. Easy...easy...
Deputy Durland: (Trying a children's maze game)
Blubs:
You're almost there!
Durland: (Somehow skips the treasure chest and lands into the mouth of the shark) Dang it! I almost got the treasure!
Blubs: The time we spend together is treasure enough. (A rumbling starts) Hey, you feel that?
Huge claws tear through and rip the roof off the car
Durland: Reckon we should report that?
Blubs: Or go for a ride in our new convertible!
Durland: Whoooooooooo!
Blubs: Yeaaaaaah!
They drive away while a roar is heard and a Pterodactyl flies past the moon
🎶🎧theme song🎧🎶
Cuts to Stan giving a tour on the Mystery Cart
Stan: Ladies and gentlemen! Continuing our Mystery Tour, you'll see the world famous Outhouse of Mystery! I got stuck in there once!
Boy: Could I go to the bathroom?
Stan: Save all questions until after the tour.
Boy: (sighs) (The cart drives over a bump) (The boy looks down and sighs again)
Stan: And up ahead if you look really closely, everybody get your cameras, you're gonna wanna see this.
✨Cuts to Mabel, you, and Waddles looking out the window✨
Mabel: Finally, Waddles, we have the whole house to ourselves! What do you think? Dance party?
Waddles: (oinks)
You: pelp. (Thumbs up)
Mabel: I'm not hearing a no!
Mabel flips the sign from open to closed, turns on the volume of the radio, and the words "PIG DANCE PARTY" appear. Mabel dances with you and with Waddles. You guys eat popsicles off the floor, Mabel squishes Waddles' face, you all wear sunglasses and take pictures, eat books, and dance on the floor and table.
Mabel: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...yes.....yes. (falls on the ground onto you and Waddles licks her fingers) Uh oh! Cuddle time! (Waddles comes over and cuddles with her and you)
Mabel: Waddles, Y/N, can I tell you a secret? You're my favorite pig and person in the whole world. (yawns and falls asleep as you lay by a sleeping Mabel who sleeps on your arm)
Stan: (Walks in, counting money) Heh heh. (trips over Mabel and you) Aah! Derp? Mabel? What are ya doing on the floor?
Mabel: Being cute and great! (squishes her, yours, and Waddles' faces together)
Stan: (Puts glasses on) And I thought your brother was weird.
Mabel: No. He's more like (puts on one of the hats Dipper wears and tries to mock his voice) Aaah! Let's solve a mystery! I kiss a pillow with Y/N's face drawn on it!
You were too busy spacing out on the floor with popsicle juices on your face.
Stan: Ha ha ha. That's pretty good. Kissin' a pillow.
Waddles: (Starts chewing on Stan's pants)
Mabel: Go, go! Chew that pant leg!
Stan: Ugh! (Raises his leg and Waddles tears off a piece of his pants) Alright! (opens window) Outside! Now!
Mabel: No! Grunkle Stan! It's not safe for Waddles outside! There's predators! And barbecuers!
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