DERPY KIND! Gravity falls (reader insert)

Roadside Attraction

💔NO ONES POV:💔

(Technically instead of dipper asking out girls, it will be you instead of dipper as you just want friends but they like you. Also dialogue will be changed a bit because you and dipper are together)

Scene opens with the Mystery Shack, to the back of Grunkle Stan's RV. Grunkle Stan puts a bumper sticker on it that says "CAUTION: SILVERFOX AT THE WHEEL" as Soos helps pack it up.

Stan: (Hums) Nice. And don't forget bug spray! It's perfect for spraying in the face of hitchhikers.

Dipper: Whoa. An RV? Camping gear? Are you running from the law again?

You: again?

Soos: (On top of RV) Dude! It's the ultimate Oregon road trip adventure!

Stan: More like revenge trip. Every year my tourist trap competitors prank the Mystery Shack. Last year those hooligans duct taped Soos to the ceiling and almost Kidnapped Y/N to their own tourist attraction because of their cuteness. DANG YOU Y/N!

You: (shrugs awkwardly)
Soos: That was a fun 78 hours.

Stan: Well, no more! (Pulls out a map of Oregon's tourist traps and hands it to Dipper and you) This year we're visiting every tourist trap along the Redwood Highway, and I'm gonna prank back every single one.

Grenda: Bow wow! Time to let the road dogs bark!

Candy: That is us. We are the road dogs.

Mabel: Thanks for letting me bring Candy and Grenda along for our road trip, Grunkle Stan.

You: (waves at candy and grenda)

Stan: The more the merrier. Just sign these non-disclosure agreements. None of your parents are lawyers, right? (Stan, Candy, and Grenda walk into the RV)

Soos: (Jumps down from the roof of the RV) What do ya say, dude? You comin'?

Mabel: I already went to the trouble of packing all your stuff. Even the stuff you kept in that secret box under the bed. (drops the box, pictures of you coming out of it) Whoa. What the...? Ugh, what's that?

Dipper: (Starts cleaning the pictures up) Uh, nothing! Just...(N/N) stuff...from old times.

Mabel and Soos: awww!

Mabel: Bro, I thought you were finally gonna ask them on a date again.

Dipper: Ahh, I know, I know! I know but i don't know how to approach them, but how do you just propose a date to someone you've been dating..?

Mabel: Two words, Dipper. Do. It.

Soos: Yeah, dude. And a road trip's the perfect place to meet new people.

You: (pops out from behind Soos while floating) yeah! I wanna make new friends! (Looks at dipper) maybe you can make friends too!

You completely didn't hear what the guys were saying until Soos said new people. You have selective hearing

Dipper looks at a picture of you, then at the pamphlet. He looks up into the sky and smiles.

The RV bounds across the open road. Stan is driving as Soos pants with his tongue sticking out.

Grenda : Man, RVs are amazing. I can't believe we're sitting at a table in a moving vehicle!

Candy: Ooh! Informational travel pamphlets. (Pressing pamphlets to her cheeks) I want to read them all and gain their travel knowledge.

Stan: Kid, those useless pamphlets have never helped a single person. (As Stan talks you made a hand gesture that he talks to much) The only wrinkly old travel guide you'll need is me. Now look alive! We're coming up on an attraction run by the most black-hearted proprietor in all of Oregon.