DERPY KIND! Gravity falls (reader insert)

Scary-oke

✨NO ONES POV✨

The scene starts off in the middle of the night with a massive blue light glowing from inside the Mystery Shack. Inside the twins' bedroom, them, you, and Waddles are both sleeping, but Waddles wakes up because of the light.

✨Cut to Stan in his secret underground lab looking at the portal.✨

Stan: Thirty long years and it's all led up to this. My greatest achievement! (Pauses and looks down) Probably should've worn pants. (The machine spouts out some fire that hits Stan in the shoulder and he pats himself on his shoulder to get rid of the fire) Feisty, (smiles) I like it. (Flips switches, looks at readouts) If I finally pull this off, it'll all have been worth it. (Stan sits down in his chair) I just need to keep playing it cool; if anyone ever finds out about this...

(He looks at a picture of Dipper, you, and Mabel)
Stan: Yeah, right. I've come this far. Who could possibly catch me now? (He pulls on a six-fingered glove and pulls a switch labeled Max. Power, which powers up the machine, causing a power surge around town)

✨cut to a shot of Wendy sleeping and Gideon in his jail cell noticing the light and opening one eye✨

✨Cut to government base, we see a screen with sound waves. Agent Trigger and Agent Powers are sitting in front of the screen.✨

Agent Trigger: See there! There it is again!
Agent Powers: We haven't seen readings like this for thirty years.

Trigger: Is it coming from deep space? (Zooms in on screen) An enemy weapon site? (Zooms in several times)

Powers    : Just as I suspected. Gentlemen! We're going to Gravity Falls.

Big screen slightly changes to an aerial photo of Gravity Falls, Oregon.

🎶🎧theme song.🎧🎶

Stan's alarm clock wakes him up, he is still in the secret lab.
Stan: Oh right. Showtime.

✨Cut to Mystery Shack.✨

Stan: Welcome, to the grand re-opening of the Mystery Shack!
Tourists cheer for Stan.

Stan: We're here to celebrate the defeat of that skunk Li'l Gideon! (Grabs a Li'l Gideon doll)

Touriss: Boo!
Stan: Please, please... boo harder! (Gestures)
Tourists: BOO!

Stan: But I didn't catch that porkchop all alone. These three scamps deserve SOME of the glory (Playfully rubs Dipper's hat)
Mabel elbows Stan as you stuck out your tongue with a "pelp"

Stan: Okay, okay. Most of the glory.
Toby Determined    (Holds up cinder block painted to look like a camera) Smile for the camera!

Stan: Your camera's a cinder block, Toby.
Toby: I just wanna be a part of things...
Shandra: Smile for a REAL camera.

Mabel: Everyone say "Something stupid!"

Mabel pokes her fingers in her and your cheeks, Stan puts on some jazz hands, and Dipper pretends to choke himself holding your hand as you make a very derpy face

Mabel, Stan, you, and Dipper: Something stupid!

Stan: And don't forget to come to the after-party tonight at eight. (Shows After-Party poster)

Mabel: We're doing a karaoke bonanza, people! (Grabs karaoke machine) Light! Music! Enchantment! (Blows confetti out of her hand) And an amazing karaoke performance by our family band, Love Patrol Alpha! Including our best member, (Y/N) ( L/N)!