DERPY KIND! Gravity falls (reader insert)

Gideon Rises

✨NO ONES POV:✨

The scene opens with a shot of Gravity Falls. Suddenly, a dark shadow covers the entire town all the way to the Mystery Shack.

The camera cuts to a wrecking ball destroying the Mystery Shack, releasing blue fumes before shortly disappeared.

Dipper suddenly wakes up, screams while being sweaty, breathes heavily and sighs. Looking at his left side to you being my him.

Dipper: I just had a horrible dream that Gideon stole the deed to the Mystery Shack, and kicked us out, and... (confused) we all had to move in with Soos' grandma?
Soos: That was no dream, dude.

Dipper: (Screams holding you tightly to him)
Everyone wakes up. You just realized who was holding you as you fully woke up.

Abuelita: (Turn on the lights) Shh. Por favor.
You: Lo siente Abuelita.
Dipper: Uh, sorry, Abuelita.

Mabel: Oh, Soos, your grandma is so adorable! (Whispering) And her skin is old lady soft. (Touching her skin) Haaaahhh!

Stan: Mabel, quit being creepy! The news is finally on.

Shandra: (On the TV) In a movement that has all of Gravity Falls buzzing, child psychic Gideon Gleeful (shows a picture of a winking Gideon surrounded by a litter of playful puppies) has taken surprise ownership of the Mystery Shack, previously belonging to area shyster, Stanford Pines. (Shows a picture of Stan in a devil costume surrounded by fire)

Stan: (Scratching his back) That picture's taken out of context.

Shandra: Now that you have the shack, what exactly are you planning to do with it?

Gideon Gleeful: I have a big announcement to make today, and I'd like to cordially invite all the good people of Gravity Falls to join me. Free admission to anyone who wears their Gideon pins! It's my face! (Winks)

Dipper: I just can't believe Gideon beat us. Normally I'm able to save the day. This is all my fault.

Mabel: Don't worry, Dipper. Looks like Mabel and Y/N going to have to be the hero of the family now. I'll defeat Gideon with my grappling hook and Y/N will come with me with their weird powers!

You just spaced out like normally.

Dippers Mabel, no offense, but that grappling hook has literally never helped us once. Plus what if Y/N doesn't know how to fully use their powers?

You made a small force field ball around yourself.
Mabel: Oh yeah? Jelly grab!

Mabel shoots her grappling hook at a jar of jelly, causing it to break and splatter jelly on the walls, a painting, porcelain angels, a cupboard, a sofa and half of Abuelita's body.

Abuelita: I vacuum the walls now. (Starts vacuuming the wall)

Soos: So you lost the Shack. Look on the bright side, dudes! Now you get to live here with me, Soos! Hey, anyone want to play race cars? They're out of batteries but we can make pretend.

Soos spits out two pieces of food on his belly.

Soos: Would that be a new low if I ate that? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm totally eating it!
Soos eats a piece of food from his belly.

Stan: We gotta get the Shack back.

🎶🎧theme song.🎧🎶

Gideon: Hello, Gravity Falls!

✨Cuts to audiences and then cut to Toby Determined and Lazy Susan.✨

Lazy Susan:  Gideon is the psychic-est. He guessed the secret ingredient to my coffee omelette!