DERPY KIND! Gravity falls (reader insert)

Carpet Diem

✨NO ONES POV:✨

The scene opens with an eyeball rolling into a cup.

Mabel: Hwaah! Total domination! I am the master of Attic Stuff Mini-golf! From the mighty Swiss Alps, to the badlands of Dipper's old laundry where man fears to tread!

Dipper: (Walks to another golf ball and prepares to hit it) Alright, let a pro on the field, or floor. Whatever.
Dipper hits the eyeball very hard. The eyeball bounces around the room and crashes through a window.

Grunkle Stan (Off-screen) Ah, my head! It hit me right in the head!
Dipper: Yes! Stan shot. Is that legal?

Mabel and Dipper look at the judges, Waddles and you, and see him eating the score card as you shrugged walking to them having your tongue out.

Mabel: The judges say it's out of bounds.
Dipper: You're out of bounds! (Lightly jabs Mabel and you in the stomach with his golf club)

Mabel: Hey! Watch it! (Jabs Dipper lightly in the stomach with her golf club)

Dipper and Mabel continue jabbing each other for a few seconds  as you giggled until Mabel's Meow o'clock clock starts ringing.

Mabel: Hey, Dipper, I gotta go hang out with Candy and Grenda tonight. This time Y/N hangs out with me.

Dipper: Aw, again? You can't leave mid-game. Didn't you hang out with Y/N yesterday tho?

Mabel: Don't be silly, I'm not leaving. My friends are coming to me! (Ignoring the last sentence he said)

Dipper: Wait, what? Oh no. No no no. Sleeping bags? (Looks at sleeping bags) Rom-coms? (Looks at romantic comedies) Calling All Boys: Preteen Edition?!? (Looks at the game) You're not having a—

The door opens and shows Candy and Grenda grinning in the shadows. They walk in and interrupt Dipper and finish his sentence.

Candy Chiu and Grenda: Sleepover!
Dipper: (Screams in horror grabbing you to his side)

🎧🎶theme song🎶🎧

Mabel, Grenda, Candy, and Waddles are sitting on the floor, talking with you just sitting by them with your axe on your lap.

Mabel: Okay, so how much do you like boys?
Grenda: So much!
Candy: Boys make me think about kissing!

You just blink as a frog spacing out about eating baked goods

Grenda: Candy! Oh my gosh! (Throws a pillow at Candy which hits her in the head)
Candy: Ow.
Mabel: We are so crazy tonight! (Starts screaming)

That made you jolt looking at them
Candy: (Joins Mabel in screaming)
Grenda: (Screams with them)
Dipper is seen on his bed with a pillow over his ears.

Grenda: Who wants to smear makeup on my face?
Mabel: Ugh, you're already so beautiful, Grenda. What would be the point?

Grenda: (Starts punching the floor) Beautiful! Beautiful!
Her punching made you bounce off the ground and onto dipper's bed.

Dipper:
Arrrrgh! Mabel! Do you think you can do this somewhere else?! You're laughing at frequencies only dogs should hear!

Mabel: Come on, it's not that bad.
Grenda: You know what your brother needs?
Mabel: (Gasps) A makeover?
Candy: (Holds up beauty products)

Dipper: (Screams)

Dipper is seen walking in the hallway with his blanket and pillow with you behind him as he didn't want to leave you up there. Him and you walk up to Soos, who is screwing something in.