DERPY KIND! Gravity falls (reader insert)

Tourist trap

(A/n: the video is what your face mostly looks like as an expression, you can choose to have your eyes looking different ways or just normal)

(Also the chapters are long dedicated to the episodes, please read when you have the chance and take an eye break)

No one's Pov:
"Ah, summer break..."

The camera pans to a dad grilling burgers while his kids are running around and laughing beside him. Others sit at a picnic table. "So you want cheese on that, hon?" The man said asking his wife, "Sure Hank." The wife said.

"A time for leisure, recreation, and taking 'er easy..." dipper said narrating. The camera stops at the "Welcome to Gravity Falls" sign
"Unless you're me." Mabel, you, and Dipper crash through the "Welcome to Gravity Falls" sign with the Mystery Cart, screaming for life to get away from this monster. You three are being chased by an unknown monster, which is knocking down trees.

Mabel looks back yelling, "ITS GETTING CLOSER!" The monster growls and tries to catch the cart but just falls short. The cart flies off a rock and lands roughly. You perked up seeing the monster as you start to throw acorns at it with an emotionless derpy face.

✨Dipper's pov✨

My name is Dipper. The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel and the kid who looks slightly younger and derpy with a blank face throwing things at the monster is our new friend Y/N . You may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart, fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror.

✨Back to no one's pov✨
The monster throws a tree in their path, Mabel yells out "LOOK OUT!"
When screaming the image freezes with Mabel and Dipper screaming while y/n keeps throwing acorns at the monster as they run into the screen.

"Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation." Dipper Said ending his narration.

Cut back to Dipper, y/n, and Mabel in the golf cart

"Let's rewind." Dipper said
(Flashback to Dipper and Mabel in their living room at home)
"It all began when our parents decided we could use some fresh air."

Their parents take their stuff away, give them bags and put some sunscreen on their noses. Then the scene shows to a map of Oregon and boom to Gravity Falls.

Dipper    (Narrating:) They shipped us up north to a sleepy town called Gravity Falls, Oregon, to stay at our great-uncle's place in the woods.

Scene cuts to Mabel in the attic hanging up posters. "This attic is amazing. Check out all my splinters!" She said as she holds up her hands, which have gigantic splinters sticking out of them. Dipper backs up into his bed, which a goat is on. "And there's a goat on my bed." Dipper said slightly amused. Made smiles at the goat, "Hey, friend." She holds out her arm, and the goat named Gompers chews on her sleeves. "Oh! Yes, you can keep chewing on my sweater." She Laughs

Dipper (Narrating:) "My sister tended to look on the bright side of things"
Cue to a scene where is Mabel rolling down a hill of grass.
"Yay! Grass!"

A woodpecker pecks on Dipper's hat.
Dipper    (Narrating:) But I was having a hard time getting used to our new surroundings.
Stan (Jumps out at him wearing a mask) "Boo!" Dipper screams a small "AH" and falls over. Stan takes off his mask laughing "Ahahahaha! Hahaha!"