☕️NO ONES POV☕️
(Warning: a little bit of out of character from Dipper and Pacifica)
Scene opens with a shot of Northwest Manor in a thunder storm.
‼️Cut to manor interior, closeup of Priscilla Northwest reading a paper.‼️
Priscilla Northwest: Preston, I must say, the guest list for this year's party has so much diversity!
Preston Northwest: Yes, a nice mix of millionaires and billionaires. (Swats servant with a newspaper) Put the oyster fork at an angle! We're not animals, man.
Priscilla: Now where the devil is—? (Turns to doorway, sees Pacifica in a lake foam green dress) Pacifica! (Pacifica curtsies, she walks up to her) What did I tell you about that dress? The theme is sea foam green, not lake foam green! Go change!
Pacifica: But, I- I kinda like it.
Preston: Mind your mother, Pacifica.
Pacifica: But-- (Preston rings a bell.) Yes, father.
The ground begins to shake, while at the table, plates and utensils clatter. The Northwests and their staff stare and gasp.
Preston: Oh no! It's... happening.
Furniture and dinnerware fly at the unfortunate individuals present, while everyone either ducks or hides underneath tables.
Preston: You are my possessions! (Swats a plate away) Obey me!
More things fly at Preston. He screams and ducks underneath the table.
Priscilla: This is a disaster! The party's in just 24 hours!
Preston: Surely there's someone who can handle this sort of nonsense! (Looks at a newspaper and cuts beneath the headline to a picture of Dipper Pines and Y/N L/N warding off a giant vampire bat from Sheriff Blubs and Deputy Durland.) And I think I know just the people...
⭐️Cut to exterior shot of the Mystery Shack back porch, then interior.⭐️
Dipper is sitting in the living room watching T.V. while holding you close to him.
Lately after the whole love situation, dipper has become slight bold towards you with his affection as you just watch the tv peacefully beside him. He's still shy to saying he loves you yet, but he respects you not use to romantic feelings as he is waiting patiently.
TV Voice: You asked for it, you got it! An entire 48-hour marathon of Ghost Harassers on the "Used to Be About History Channel!"
Dipper: Be strong, bladder. (Pats stomach.) We're not gonna move till sunset.
You: Dipper, ew..
Dipper: Sorry. (Looks down a bit embarrassed)
Toby Determined: (On TV:) We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news!
Dipper: Aww, what?
You: hm?
Mabel: (Jumps into armchair beside Dipper.) It's starting!
Candy: (Jumps to your side.) Turn it up!
Grenda: Make room for Grenda! (Jumps in front of all three, breaking a lamp.)
⭐️Cut to Toby Determined outside Northwest Manor.⭐️
Toby: Well tonight's the night, but I've been out here for days! (Zoom out to reveal tattered and filthy Toby.) The Northwest family's annual high-society-shindig-ball-soiree is here! And even though common folk aren't let in, that doesn't stop us from camping out for a peek at the fanciness!
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