The Inconveniencing

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NO ONES POV:

scene opens to Gompers baaing at the rooftop of the Mystery Shack; cuts to Dipper, you, and Mabel in the Shack. Mabel is sitting on a spinning globe.

Dipper: Y/N, Mabel, do you believe in ghosts?
(You were having your head on his shoulder like usual, you just shrugged as dipper just pats your head taking your answer as his twin sister answer)

Mabel:    I believe you're a big dork! Ha ha ha!
Dipper:    (Puts pencil against globe, making Mabel fall off)
Stan:    (Enters from outside) Soos! Wendy!

Soos :    (Runs up, panting) What's up, Mr. Pines!
Stan:    I'm headin' out. You two are gonna wash the bathrooms, right?
Soos: Yes, sir!

Wendy:    Absolutely not!
Stan: Ha ha! You stay out of trouble! (Leaves)
Wendy: Hey guys! What's this? (Unveils curtain) A secret ladder to the roof?
Soos: Uh, I don't think Mr. Pines would like that.

Wendy:    Huh?
Soos: Uhhhhh.
Wendy:    Huh?
Soos: You're freaking me out, dude!

Dipper: Can we actually go up there?
Wendy: Sure we can! Roof time! Roof time!
Dipper and Mabel: Roof time! Roof time!
(You pump your fists to their chant as you derply jump and bit)

Soos: Looks out window) Uhhhh.

Dipper, you, Mabel, and Wendy:
(Walk over roof to Wendy's spot)

Wendy: Alright, check it out!

Dipper, you, and Mabel: Woah!
Dipper:    Cool! Did you put all this stuff up here?
Wendy:    I may or may not sneak up here during work, all the time, everyday. (Throws pine cone, it hits a target on a totem pole) Yes!

You: awesome!
[dipper and Mabel smile at you and how verbal you are slowly getting around them but surly as you see this as fun]

Dipper:    Cool!
Mabel: Me first!
Dipper, you, and Mabel:     (Throw pine cones)

Dipper:    (Hits a car; the car alarm goes off) (Blushes)
[you chuckled and clapped your hands amazed as dipper glances at your positive reaction and smiles]

Wendy:    Jackpot! High five. (Holds up hand) ... Don't leave me hangin'.
Dipper and Wendy: (High five)

Wendy:    Oh hey, it's my friends!
Thompson    (Pulls up in car, waves hand out window) Wendy!
Wendy:    Uh, you guys aren't gonna tell Stan about this, are you?
Dipper:    (Zips lips)
Wendy: you too Y/N and plus you're comin with, don't want Stan to bride you with candy to snitch on me. (She says chuckling)

You: (you also zip your lips and thrown away the invisible key while walking to her not noticing dipper trying to grab you before you walk to Wendy)

Wendy: (Zips lips) Later dorks! (Slides down trees and gets into car)
Nate: Let's get out of here! (Drives away)
Dipper: Later Wendy!.... Later Y/N..(he says your name softly) Heh heh heh! Good times!

Mabel:    Uh, oh!
Dipper:What?
Mabel: (Poking Dipper) Somebody's in love!

Dipper: Yeah, right! I just think Wendy's cool, okay? And plus Y/N is a cool person as well whos cool in their own way..It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about them!

Cut to Dipper in bed at night, wide awake biting his fingers thinking about how to get you to trust him more

Dipper:    Uh-oh.

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