✨NO ONE'S POV✨
(The scene opens revealing Stan's car crashing into a "handicap parking" sign)
Stan: Here we are, the Summerween Superstore!
Dipper: Wait, Summer-what?
Stan: Summerween! (Pulls out a calendar) The people of this town love Halloween so much, they celebrate it twice a year. And wouldn't you know it, it's today!
Dipper: Do you always carry that calendar in your pocket?
Stan: (Pauses) Yes.
Mabel: Summerween? Something about this feels unnatural.
You nodded as you never really experienced it before.
Soos: There's free candy!
✨Cut to inside the store.✨
Dipper and Mabel: TO THE COSTUME AISLE!
(They both grab your arm as you let out a simple "pelp")
Soos: (Presses a cackling skull)
Skull: I'd lend you a hand... but I don't seem to have any! (Cackles)
Soos: Haha, this guy tells it like it is.
Worker: Sir, could you please stop pushing that?
Soos: Ma'am, make these heads less hilarious, and you got yourself a deal. (Presses skull)
Skull: (Cackles)
Store worker: Ugh...
Stan: (Picks up a big barrel of fake blood) Ha ha! When the children come to my door tonight, they're gonna run away screaming from Stan Pines, Master of Fright! (Turns, faces a baby) Boo.
The baby cries as Stan laughs. Soos continues pressing the skulls and Dipper, you, and Mabel knock over a pile of jack o' melons. You fell face first but got picked up by Mabel.
Stan: (Holding leaking container of fake blood) Uh-oh. Think this one's leaking!
Store worker: (On walkie talkie) Have the police come and eject the Pines family from the store.
Stan: NOT TODAY! (Tosses smoke bomb)
Store worker: MY EYES!
Pines, you, and Soos: (Runs out with some Summerween stuff)
You got a lot of candy and random decorations.
Mabel: You paid for the stuff, right?
Stan: Of course!
✨Cuts to store worker holding a Stan Buck.✨
Store worker: I hate Summerween.
Stan: (Drives into an inflatable Summerween decoration, which deflates) Let's move! (Car switches direction and drives away)
🎧theme song.🎧
The Mystery Shack is all decorated for Summerween.
Mabel: I'm so excited!
Dipper: We're gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...
Your mouth is drooling at the thought of candy.
Mabel: And have the biggest stomachaches ever!
Dipper: Yeah!
Mabel: Haha, yeah!
You: YEAHHHHHH!
Dipper and Mabel jump at your outburst but laugh at your excited derpy face.
Soos: (Dressed as a superhero) Dude, I've never seen you guys so pumped, mostly Y/N.
Mabel: Well, back at home, me and Dipper were kind of the kings of trick-or-treating. (Shows a memory book of them in costumes) Twins in costumes, the people eat it up.
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DERPY KIND! Gravity falls (reader insert)
FanfictionA derpy and nonchalant 12 year old goes on the adventures of this wacky town with the pine twins. Not knowing the cost of earning people's heart and trust, your derpy and adhd self is quite the catch. Mable: CAN WE KEEP THEM?! Dipper: WHAT?! I mea...
