Characters: (Y/n), Christine, and Raoul
Enjoy this chaotic mess!
(Y/n): I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.
Raoul: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.
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Christine: I am a ninja.
Raoul: No, you're not.
Christine: Did you see me do that?
Raoul: Do what?
Christine: Exactly.
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(Y/n): Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning.
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(Y/n): So, Raoul, do you have a crush on anyone?
Raoul: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.
mood
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Christine: So we're gathered here today for a very special reason and I think you'll all agree with me here.
Christine: And if you don't well then fuck you.
Christine: I'm looking at you, (Y/n), you jealous mop.
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Christine: Raoul, how do you feel about lifting heavy things?
Raoul: My doctor just said I should avoid-
Christine: Being a wuss? I agree.
christine being a savage fr-
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Christine: What are you eating?
(Y/n): You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.
Christine: I like you, don't I?
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(Y/n): I've connected the two dots.
Christine: You didn't connect shit.
(Y/n): I've connected them.
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Raoul: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on (Y/n).
Raoul: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.
Raoul: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.
(Y/n): Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.
Raoul: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.
(Y/n): Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.
Raoul: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.
siblings
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Raoul: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Raoul: And I started thinking.
Raoul: Like, it was just trying to get food.
Raoul: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
(Y/n): Are you ok?
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(Y/n): Have you heard of Murphy's law? The one where if something can go wrong, it will go wrong?
Christine: Yeah, I have.
(Y/n): Have you heard of Cole's law?
Christine: Is this a joke about coleslaw?
(Y/n): ...maybe.
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Raoul: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Christine: Navy blue isn't your color.
Raoul: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after Christine*
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Murderer: Any last words?
Christine: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.
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Christine: What's gone wrong, Raoul?
Raoul: Hey! That's one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I'm calling doesn't mean there's a crisis.
Christine: That's technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?
Raoul: Well... There's a crisis.
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