Characters: Nadir and Erik
Nadir: Hey Erik, I've got an idea for how to solve this.
Erik, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
Nadir: Wh- No! That's not the idea, Erik!
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Erik: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Nadir: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
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Nadir: *seductively takes off glasses*
Nadir: Wow...
Erik: *blushes* Haha... what?
Nadir: You're really fucking blurry.
lmaojdeifj
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Nadir, to Erik: Well, one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me.
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Nadir: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-
Erik: *blushes* What are your thoughts?
Nadir: The fourth sentence-
Erik: Yeah, that's where I got really emotional and I-
Nadir: It's "you're" not "your".
nadir you're ruining the moment.
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Nadir: we could make a boys club!
Erik: Im non-binary.
Nadir:
Nadir: Anti-girls club.
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Nadir: It's not gonna work, I'm not a snitch.
Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
Nadir: Lmao, @Erik.
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Erik: I'm the smartest, wisest person in this group.
Nadir: Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine?
Erik: I paid for my Mars Bar, I'm getting my Mars Bar.
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Nadir: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Erik: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
savages
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Erik: Here you go, Nadir, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Nadir: It's cold.
Erik: A nice cup of coffee.
Nadir: It's horrible!
Erik: Cup of coffee.
Nadir: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.
Erik: C U P.
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Nadir: Can I go to the pool?
Erik: Sure, we'll go as soon as I'm free.
Nadir: No, can I go by myself?
Erik: You don't want to go with me?
Nadir: You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests.
Erik: It's the only way to establish dominance.
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Erik: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
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Nadir: Remember, Erik, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Erik: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.
erik being a savage
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Nadir: I'm trying to juggle family life and work life but I can't seem to find a balance. What do you suggest I do to keep everyone happy?
Erik, deadpan: Quit your job, kill your family.
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Nadir: But we're friends! I was building up to calling you a nickname soon!
Erik: That'll never happen! In fact, you just lost "Erik" privileges. From now on, you can call me by my last name or 'Hey, you.'.
Nadir: Come on, Erik.
Erik: *glares*
Nadir: Come on, Hey you."
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Your Music Fills My Soul {Erik Destler x Reader}
FanfictionThe Vicomte and Vicomtesse de Chagny have come to visit the Opera Populaire for the first time. Little did they know that the moment they stepped into that opera house, their lives would change from then on. ♡ I hope you enjoy this book. Please fee...
