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Real conversations I've had on Omegle... Such a fun website, so many creeps... **I CURRENTLY CANNOT GET ONTO OMEGLE AT HOME, DUE TO THE WIFI**

Good Wishes

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by geometricsphere

by geometricsphere

You: heyy

Stranger: ayyye

You: jambo

Stranger: juice

You: no.. jambo is hello in Swahili... don't you know Swahili?

Stranger: never heard that word

You: a language dumbass

Stranger: bitch, i'm not a fucking bilingual person or a fucking map to identify your bitch ass language

You: neither am i, i just know this stuff

Stranger: well do you know where the street is? cause you should go get hit by a bus

You: thanks for the good wishes

Stranger: yeah bitch go to hell too, tell satan i'll see him 20 years

Stranger has disconnected.

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So I haven't uploaded this in 9 months people... but I got this gem and I thought I'd share it...