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You: Rawr -.-
Stranger: graw
You: rarwr
You: Does not mean "I love you" in dinosaur
You: it means... "I will eat you"
You: im hungry
You: GODDAMMIT
Stranger: oh go find food
Stranger: dont eat me
You: Well aren't you just a little ray of sunshine.
You: :D Don't worry i have enough sparkles for both of us :D
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: you look like a vampire
You: Do i...?
You: I have no fangs...
Stranger: neither i
You: aha i am Edward Cullen in disguise (is he the one with the sparkles..)
Stranger: like your skin sparks when the sun light
Stranger: and im the bella swan then
You: Aha yeahh rawr
You: Damnit i wanna be bella
Stranger: are you female then?
You: Aha yeahh
Stranger: dont be both of them
Stranger: choose one
You: Im female
You: So.
Stranger: me too
You: I chose.
You: Sparkles
You: I don't even like Twilight yet i haven't read it or watched it yet
Stranger: you should watch!
You: I know
Stranger: it isssss reallyy cool
You: It's on my To Do list
You: I know they get married... or something like that
Stranger: okay not to do list but do list
Stranger: yeah in the breaking dawn
Stranger: the last sequel
You: Yeahh what is the third book in a trilogy called??
You: is it just sequal?
Stranger: actually i dont know
Stranger: everyone said tha
You: ahaha it's like a mind bomb
Stranger: lol
You: i love mind bombs
Stranger: duar
Stranger: i love the sounds
You: aha lol. Here's a mind bomb...
You: You know what a Cyclops is??
Stranger: whats that?
Stranger: name?
You: Ohh it's a greek mythological giant that only has one eye
Stranger: ohh okay
Stranger: scary isnt it
You: Anyways, what im wondering is... Do cyclopses blink or wink?
Stranger: like plankton in big size
Stranger: whats the different between those two
Stranger: blink maybe
You: blink is where you close both eyes and wink is just where you close one
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but he has only one
You: Hmm..
Stranger: so its not wink
Stranger: haha
You: I came up with this after i saw a knot on a tree
You: it looked like an eye
Stranger: if it winks so it just close half of its eye
Stranger: imagine
You: and i thought of cyclopses.. its scary where my mind goes..
Stranger: haha
You: ahaha lol yeah
Stranger: none of that creature
Stranger: in this world
Stranger: i believe
You: Hopefully.
You: Maybe they live n the sewers
Stranger: sewers?
You: drains
You: underground
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i just dont belive they exist
You: Aha well i guess we'll never know
You: they are myths
Stranger: yap
Stranger: like traditions
You: Legends.. Stories that people made up and sometimes even believed them
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: sometimes it doesnt make sense
Stranger: haha
You: Yeah lol like the story of Icarus
You: he flew too close to the sun and fell from the sky
You: he drowned
Stranger: haha
Stranger: funny
You: he would've suffocated first though, from lack of oxygen
Stranger: close the sun
Stranger: what a story
You: aha lol.
You: Anyways, i gotta get food.
You: Mama Dino gotta eat some time
You: Byeee :DD
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