You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Music.
You: Stahhp.
Stranger: meow
You: No
You: Stahhp
You: Just
You: Sttahhp
Stranger: meow
You: NO
You: STAHHP
Stranger: meow
You: DONT TYPE ANOTHER WORD JJUST STAHHP
Stranger: meow
Stranger: fucking meow
You: See this knife in my hand?
You: It didn't get there by accident.
You: No, it required EFFORT
Stranger: fuck aff
You: And it was worth it.
You: NO
You: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
You: YOU
You: DARE
Stranger: get out
You: This aint yo room
Stranger: fuck aff
You: Oh, nice curtains by the way :D
Stranger: back aff ye spooky bitch
You: Nice shirt.
You: Nice hair. Recently dyed??
Stranger: i dont have curtains
Stranger: get it right
You: Sure you do!!
Stranger: i dont dye my hair
You: They're invisible SHHH!!
Stranger: fucker
You: It shows.
You: I still have a knife...
Stranger: twatus bagus
You: Oh, insults now??
You: I WAS COMPLEMENTING YOU
Stranger: i still have my virginity which makes me god
You: Same here, dumbass.
Stranger: no you werent
You: I SAID NICE CURTAINS, YOU JUST TOOK IT AS OFFENCE.
Stranger: high four
You: High six
Stranger: whats your kik
You: I DONT HAVE KIK
Stranger: tell me now
You: I DONT HAVE KIK
Stranger: imma kill ya
You: I KIKKED ITS ASS
Stranger: nao
You: don't sass me, biatch
Stranger: ohh well then!
Stranger: sassy fucker
You: Mhhmm, at least you can get THAT right!!
Stranger: meow
You: OMG YOU EDWYFVABJH,EDS
Stranger: yes
You: I've disposed of the body.
You: It was yummy
Stranger: like a boss
You: Boss-ette.
You: Get it right.
Stranger: youre a girl?
You: Maybe...
Stranger: ew go away
You: Okay then.
You: Racist motherdebafkjvcawe
Stranger has disconnected.
YOU ARE READING
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فكاهةReal conversations I've had on Omegle... Such a fun website, so many creeps... **I CURRENTLY CANNOT GET ONTO OMEGLE AT HOME, DUE TO THE WIFI**
