You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
I'll remember you when you're gone. I'll celebrate your birthday. I may even stir your ashes in my milk.
You: OMG THAT'S CREEPY AS HELL
Stranger: Wait you don't do that?
You: I HAVE BEEN SCARRED FOR LIFE
Stranger: I thought that was tradition
You: KILL ME NOW
Stranger: Can I drink your ashes?
Stranger: I prefer them in my coffee
You: If you pay me....
Stranger: 9 bucks
You: More.. this is my remains, we're talking about
Stranger: 29 bucks final offer
You: 30..
Stranger: 28...
You: stop going lower
Stranger: Ill drop more. Who else is gonna buy this shit from you?
You: I dunno...
You: Obama??
Stranger: Fuck no he already has people paying him to give him their remains
You: ... **Runs away**
You have disconnected.
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HumorReal conversations I've had on Omegle... Such a fun website, so many creeps... **I CURRENTLY CANNOT GET ONTO OMEGLE AT HOME, DUE TO THE WIFI**
