You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Food.
Stranger: sup
You: Heyy :D
Stranger: I love food
You: Yeshh
Stranger: Chicken is the best
You: Just had chicken
You: Hmmmmmmmm
Stranger: what kind of chicken
You: ...chicken chicken..
Stranger: i just had chicken nuggets
You: Nice..
Stranger: so whats ur name
You: Chicken Licken
Stranger: cool name!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Yeshh!! What's yours??
Stranger: mines lame its sean
You: Cooll.
Stranger: so wyd
You: wait what??
Stranger: nvm
You: ...
You: Splendid!!
Stranger: ikr
You: Yepp.
Stranger: do u know the muffin man
You: OMG THE ONE ON DURY LANE???
Stranger: yea
You: omg no.
You: :/
Stranger: well hes a good muffin
You: Yesh. Yesh he is.
Stranger: so do u like candy
You: Not from creepy people in white vans...
Stranger: there candy is the best
You: I'll best.
You: Bet.
Stranger: u should get in there van they have all kinds of candy
You: The only come on Wednesdays...
Stranger: i know i wish they come everyday
You: ... You cray-cray
Stranger: yea i know
You: So..
You: Sean.
You: Whatcha dooooiiiin'??
Stranger: sitting
You: Sounds cool.
Stranger: so whatcha u dooooiiiin
You: Watching Doctor Who... Talking to you... Breathing...
Stranger: ur breathing OMG
You: I KNOW
You: It's like a MIRACLE
Stranger: i wish i was breathing
You: so you're like the undead then??
Stranger: yep
You: Ohh cool :D
Stranger: i got a question
Stranger: what is doctor who
You: A programme...
Stranger: is it good
You: Yeshh
Stranger: i know something better than doctor who
Stranger: spongebob
You: Ohh. I thought it was gonna be candy...
You: And Patrick's better.
Stranger: gary is better
You: Yesh!!!
Stranger: gary is the best
Stranger: I love gary
You: I am Gary.
You: Meow.
Stranger: hes not a cat
You: But he meows.
Stranger: ur not gary though
You: ... Don't say that...
You: You don't know that...
Stranger: i know everything
You: How old am I then??
Stranger: 59
You: OMG YOU STALKER
You: You cray-cray
Stranger: im not a stalker i just know everything
Stranger: im not cray-cray my mother had me tested
You: Mwahaha I ALTERED YOUR RESULTS
You: You cray-cray
Stranger: im not cray-cray u cray-cray
You: I know I'm cray-cray join the cray-cray team!!!
You: you cray-cray enough!!
Stranger: I am???
You: Yesh you are!!!
Stranger: YAYYY
You: You cray-cray!!!
Stranger: yea i am but normal is boring
You: Yesh.. Far too tedious..
You: So cray-cray person..
Stranger: So chicken licken
You: Yesh..
Stranger: r u a male or a female or gender x
You: Female :D
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