You Cray-Cray

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Food.

Stranger: sup

You: Heyy :D

Stranger: I love food

You: Yeshh

Stranger: Chicken is the best

You: Just had chicken

You: Hmmmmmmmm

Stranger: what kind of chicken

You: ...chicken chicken..

Stranger: i just had chicken nuggets

You: Nice..

Stranger: so whats ur name

You: Chicken Licken

Stranger: cool name!!!!!!!!!!!

You: Yeshh!! What's yours??

Stranger: mines lame its sean

You: Cooll.

Stranger: so wyd

You: wait what??

Stranger: nvm

You: ...

You: Splendid!!

Stranger: ikr

You: Yepp.

Stranger: do u know the muffin man

You: OMG THE ONE ON DURY LANE???

Stranger: yea

You: omg no.

You: :/

Stranger: well hes a good muffin

You: Yesh. Yesh he is.

Stranger: so do u like candy

You: Not from creepy people in white vans...

Stranger: there candy is the best

You: I'll best.

You: Bet.

Stranger: u should get in there van they have all kinds of candy

You: The only come on Wednesdays...

Stranger: i know i wish they come everyday

You: ... You cray-cray

Stranger: yea i know

You: So..

You: Sean.

You: Whatcha dooooiiiin'??

Stranger: sitting

You: Sounds cool.

Stranger: so whatcha u dooooiiiin

You: Watching Doctor Who... Talking to you... Breathing...

Stranger: ur breathing OMG

You: I KNOW

You: It's like a MIRACLE

Stranger: i wish i was breathing

You: so you're like the undead then??

Stranger: yep

You: Ohh cool :D

Stranger: i got a question

Stranger: what is doctor who

You: A programme...

Stranger: is it good

You: Yeshh

Stranger: i know something better than doctor who

Stranger: spongebob

You: Ohh. I thought it was gonna be candy...

You: And Patrick's better.

Stranger: gary is better

You: Yesh!!!

Stranger: gary is the best

Stranger: I love gary

You: I am Gary.

You: Meow.

Stranger: hes not a cat

You: But he meows.

Stranger: ur not gary though

You: ... Don't say that...

You: You don't know that...

Stranger: i know everything

You: How old am I then??

Stranger: 59

You: OMG YOU STALKER

You: You cray-cray

Stranger: im not a stalker i just know everything

Stranger: im not cray-cray my mother had me tested

You: Mwahaha I ALTERED YOUR RESULTS

You: You cray-cray

Stranger: im not cray-cray u cray-cray

You: I know I'm cray-cray join the cray-cray team!!!

You: you cray-cray enough!!

Stranger: I am???

You: Yesh you are!!!

Stranger: YAYYY

You: You cray-cray!!!

Stranger: yea i am but normal is boring

You: Yesh.. Far too tedious..

You: So cray-cray person..

Stranger: So chicken licken

You: Yesh..

Stranger: r u a male or a female or gender x

You: Female :D

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