You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Batman.
You: ...
Stranger: Thank god
You: You're welcome ...??
Stranger: that viln chat shit was pissing me off
You: aha
Stranger: Voli chat loves batman.
You: You bet.
Stranger: so hows you?
You: Fiiine...
You: m or f?
Stranger: m, u?
You: Catwoman.
You: :D
Stranger: lol ok
Stranger: Did i forget to mention im Batman?
You: NO
You: I'M BATMAN
Stranger: NO YOUR PENGUIN!
You: NO YOU MUSHY CARROT
You: I
You: AM
You: BATMAN
Stranger: YOU ARE PARROT
Stranger: what
Stranger: I MEAN IVY
You: AND YOU ARE A TWISTED TURNIP
You: I. AM. BATMAN.
Stranger: the 2nd I AM BATMAN NUMMO NO UOOONO!
You: Fine
You: I'm the fecking JOKER
Stranger: So how did you escape arkam?
Stranger: hmmm -.-
You: Let's just say it involves more scars...
You: And not nessecarily on me.
Stranger: Thats not very nice, you know I will have to take you back right.
You: Whatt??
You: I'm a homicidal psychotic maniac that loves massacre.
You: No, it's not very nice.
Stranger: True, so what do you say we do about it?
You: Let's settle as enemies.
You: Joker against "Batman"
You: *coughs* the third..
Stranger: Sure Cat i mean Joker, and its BATMAN not 3rd!
You: Are you sure...??
You: I mean, how do i know you're not a weirdo robot???
Stranger: Batman never ages, he is eternal, like the night, you cant escape the darkness before the dawn.
You: Sos Johnny Depp.
You: So's*
Stranger: lol was it?
You: Yeahh he never ages.
You: Like Will Smith.
Stranger: what wait i miss read that *brain fart*
You: *Just like a dolphin*
You: ...
Stranger: shush you -.-
You: :D
You: Johhny Depp and Will Smith never age
Stranger: I bet they have a portrait in their attic that does...
You: ...
You: *Whispers* Botox...
Stranger: *Gasp* Nooo!
You: Shh!!!
You: No one can know this revolutionary fact!!!
Stranger: I must tell the world!
You: Noo.
You: Think of the kids..
Stranger: But but but!
Stranger: BUT!
You: Sorry, not letting it slip.
You: :D
You: The Paparazzi..
Stranger: Im gonna tell, and you cant stop me.
You: Okay.
You: But the Joker can.
You: Be warned, Batman the third
You: Be
You: Warned.
Stranger: what you gonna do you Kitty Cat cross dressing Joker woman?!
You: ...
You: Think of the worst massacre you can ever imagine, bodies piling on the sidewalk... Blood gushing through the sewers, No one left alive...
You: And times it by 6
You: Give or take a decimal.
Stranger: Sounds pretty bad...
You: Yepp. Never call me Kitty Cat again.
You: :D
Stranger: lol xD
You: Bye Bye!!! Be warned!!!
You have disconnected.
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