Omegle Chats.

Eating Inanimate Objects

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Guitar.

You: Heyy :D

Stranger: Hey

You: m or f??

Stranger: Seriously?

You: Yeshh

You: I like to know

Stranger: m

You: Okay :D I'm f

Stranger: Cool cool.

You: Soo. Are you being a rebel and staying up past midnight or is the afternoon/morning where you are??

Stranger: Morning, but a lot of the time I'm on here it's midnight.

You: Ohh cool. Its like 02:36 am here. :/

Stranger: haha Rebel!

You: Hmm.

You: Probably shouldn't leave me alone with the whiskey...

Stranger: You didn't think to give me some?

You: Youd have to come and get it. I aint moving!!

Stranger: But that means effort!

You: Yes, it does. But your not supposed to be in bed right now.

Stranger: I have nothing better to do...... kinda

You: What time is it where you are??

Stranger: 9:40

You: Wow. Too early.. :/

Stranger: To do stuff? yeah I know

You: I'm more of a nightbird. I can stay awake for 24 hours straight and I wont be tired the next day. I haven't really tested how long I can go without sleep yet..

Stranger: I just sleep when I can't stand being awake talking to people.

You: Aha why are you awake now then??

Stranger: I'm talking to you? Also trying to get back to sleep is hard work and you know how that song and dance goes! (effort)

You: Yeah..

You: True, true.

Stranger: Ugh! I need food!

You: I know, same!!

You: Hmm. How to stay put and get food...

You: Shite. It wont work...

Stranger: Maybe I can eat this pillow.....

You: Aha noo.. too fluffy..

You: Maybe the lamp...

Stranger: I actually have to get up to do that.

You: Aha the one by me's broken..

You: It died.

Stranger: From being used too much?

You: Probably.

You: Hmm. Maybe I can eat the chair...

Stranger: How are you planning on doing that? Wouldn't you need to break it down?

You: My stomach acid can do that for me..

You: wtf, aren't we supposed to be talking about the guitar??

Stranger: Oh yeah I forgot we had another common interest besides eating inanimate objects.

You: Aha inanimate objects are the BEST

You: They don't even complain!!

Stranger: They make the best-est of best friends!

You: The best-est-est :D But some are just plain mean. Like the wall. What does that have against me?!

You: And table legs...

Stranger: Oh the times I've stubbed my toe.

You: Aha the memories :D

You: The ********

You: I should probably go to bed...

Stranger: Ok. Enjoy!

You: Hmm. But that means moving..

You: Too much effort!!

Stranger: That one word controls my life.

You: Really? Food controls mine..

You: I'm motivated by my substantial need for food.

Stranger: I just wager my body can last as long as scientists claim it can.

You: Aha i'mma go get food and then go snooze.. :/ Bye Bye Stranger!!

You have disconnected.