You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Cats.
You: DANNY
You: PEEKABOO
Stranger: KITTENS
You: LITTLE TINY KELLYBEANS OF FUDGINESS!!
You: JELLYBEANS*
Stranger: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
You: NICOTINE INFUSED SAVAGES
You: MEOW MASSACRE
You: ...
Stranger: Wtf are we doing
You: Having a conversation... Don't stall!!
Stranger: BOOBIES
You: TOO FAR
You: KEEP TO NICOTINE INFUSED SAVAGES OF JELLYBEANS OF FUDGINESS KITTENS!!!
Stranger: DOES IT SMELL
You: NOT AS MUCH AS THIS CONVO
Stranger: BIPOLAR MODE ACTIVATED
You: INTERGALACTIC SIGNAL RETRIEVED
Stranger: RAWWWWR DINOSAURS
You: TIMETRAVELLING KITTENS WITH TIME BOMBS
Stranger: EPILEPTIC MIDGET DONKEYS
You: YESHHH OMG I HAVE A DINOSAUR HER NAME IS STEVE
Stranger: I HAVE A KITTEN CALLED TERWILLIGA
You: COOL I HAVE FORGOTTEN WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY... :/
Stranger: JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BALLZ
You: JESUS CHRIST HAS NO MONKEY BALLZ!!!
You: I MASSACRED RONALD MCDONALD
You: I ESCAPED REHAB
Stranger: YEAH WELL I KILLED HITLER
Stranger: NiNJA
You: IM A HIGH FUNCTIONING SOCIOPATH NOT A PSYCHOPATH DO YOUR RESEARCH
Stranger: KNOBGOBBLER
You: I'M NOT A PSYCHOPATH IM A HIGH FUNCTIONING SOCIOPATH DO YOUR RESEARCH*
You: VICTORIAN REVENGER
Stranger: HUGE NIPPLE GUNZ SHOOT LAZERS
You: BAZINGA
Stranger: SHELDON
You: COOPER
Stranger: IS
You: GOD
Stranger: AND
You: VEGETARIAN
You: AND A UNICORN IN DISGUISE.
You: BAZINGA
Technical error: Lost contact with server, and couldn't reach it after 3 tries. Sorry. :( Omegle understands if you hate it now, but Omegle still loves you.
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