You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Cats.
You: Heyyy
Stranger: Heyyy >^.^< i'm female, 14 and i meow feel like it.
You: Okayyim female and 15 :D
Stranger: I am 15. I am female i am and thats y people disconnected bitch.
You: what?
Stranger: What tie is it a song?
You: I dunno probably
Stranger: You should probably lay off the face of the united states marine corps and i dunno.
You: you confuse me
Stranger: You confuse me me.
You: and you type really fast
Stranger: Really you are trying to be fast.
You: It better than slwo
You: slow
Stranger: Better than slwo.
Stranger: 4
You: ...
Stranger: Fghjk
You: you still confuse me
Stranger: Yep. I've talked to u like me me and i have abs and girls say i'm cute!!! - I'm looking for people who dress up their pets, treat them like people, youre all sick and enjoy a living being serving youall white people who like pussies?
You: now ur just cray cray
Stranger: Ur cats are generally lactose intolerant. Lactose-free milk is perfectly healthy when actually they may be toilet trained, eliminating the litterbox and its cock started to wonder are you cray cray.
You: u lie
Stranger: U lie lie lie.
You: I know I lie
Stranger: I know you know i lie.
You: and im slow I got a cramp from a 2 hour maths exam
Stranger: Ok im got to be well on maths.
You: well I failed it :/
Stranger: Is it you fucking failed.
You: yepp
Stranger: Yepp 7th grade?
You: nope
Stranger: Nope i am error.
You: yes ur error
You: did you fail grammar as well?
Stranger: Ur make me feel happier - its the effort thats important. Plus girls say i am dan i am error.
Stranger: No as to be well on your grammar.
You: say what??
Stranger: What the what what.
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