It opens up to Chris on a runway
Chris: Season 3 of, Total Drama folks! The world is gonna be mine now! Sea to shining sea! Sadly, I'm forced to share my world with a group of teenage traveling freak shows. They'll be competing all around the globe for another million dollar prize!
(A blue bus arrives)
Chris: Soo! Let's meet our players!
(Courtney walks out followed by Duncan, Heather, Gwen, Leshawna)
Chris: Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Gwen, Leshawna!
Gwen: (she bumps into Heather) ugh! Are there reserved seats? I.E can I have one not behind heathers pony hair pony tail
Heather: (she turns around with her arms crossed) um, my extensions are HUMAN hair!
Duncan: you learn something new everyday
Gwen: (giggles)
Chris: Lindsay!
(Lindsay walks out of the bus and blows a kiss towards the camera
Chris: Owen, DJ, and Harold!
Owen: (grunts while dj carry's him out of the bus) Sweet strawberry preserve! No-o-oh!
Dj: He's afraid of flying remember?
Harold: (walks out) aerophobia, from the Latin, as opposed to aeronausaphobia, the fear of air sickness.
Noah: ( walks out) keep up the fascinating facts, and I'm going to be aeronauseous all over you!
Chris: and returning favorites! Noah, Cody, and-
Ezekiel: (Ezekiel exits the bus) yo yo yo! This years winner is in the house! Er- bus- or runway!!! Where's the plane eh?
Izzy: I know right! Let's fly! (She jumps on his back knocking them both down)
Chris: ....eh- yup! Izzy's back! Also returning this season, Tyler!
Tyler: (he poses and trips and falls on Izzy and ezekiel)
Chris: and the co-host of the total drama aftermath, Bridgette!
Bridgette: WoAh! (She trips and falls on Tyler, izzy, and Ezekiel)
Ezekiel: yo Chris you forgot introduce me!
Chris: (sighs) and Ezekiel.
Chris: and now to mix things up and keep it all fresh- we're adding three new competitors! He's an honor roll student with a diplomat for Dad, and an amazing ability to charm the pants off of most species on earth! Alejandro!
Alejandro: (Spanish music plays in the background as he exits the bus) perhaps I can be of assistance? (He helps Bridgette and izzy up)
Izzy: wow-we!
Bridgette: I-I-I have a boyfriend!
Alejandro: and amigos, please, allow me. (He helps Tyler and Ezekiel up)
Ezekiel: wow- eh?
Tyler: I like girls (ITS THE LINE HEY AHAHA)
Chris: she's a sugar addicted super fan with 16 total drama blogs! Sierra!
Sierra: (creepy music starts playing as she exits the bus) Oh my gosh! I love you guys! This is the greatest day of my life! (She hyperventilates) anybody got a paper bag I can breathe into? (She rushes over to Cody) oh my gosh Cody! I dreamt of this moment for years! Only you weren't wearing a shirt!
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Total Drama World Tour: my dumb self made a self-insert
HumorThis my first little story thingy on this thing while I was thinking of what to make I just thought "hey, what if I put myself in my favorite cartoon" and so voila this thingy.
