Chris: Last time on Total Drama World Tour... Greece. Hey, it was ruined before we got there. Here we learned that Alejandro may not be perfect, unless perfection means being super klutzy. And Tyler spilled the beans about Duncan and Gwen's kiss. Thoughts? Ka-boom! [laughs] I had no idea Bentley had such a killer right hook. In the end, the Amazons won, but... no one went home. So everyone can marinade in awkward soup for at least one more challenge. Who's gonna get knocked out of orbit this week? Get ready to believe, right here on Total. Drama. WOOORLD TOOUR!
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Courtney: [mumbles] Pummel Duncan... [sighs] Pummel Gwen... [sighs] Wash socks. [cries]
Sierra: The cradle will fall and down will come Gwen [she says while cutting out a piece of paper to look like Gwen then tearing it]
Sierra: [confessional] Gwen and Duncan? Hm, duh. But boyfriend stealing's wrong! [whispers] She's gone.
Heather: What a beautiful day it is. Mm, what is that delicious smell? Oh, I know. It's...
Heather: [confessional] Tension! And it has nothing to do with me. I have never felt so safe. Thanks, Gwen.
Courtney: [confessional] [screams] Gwen is going down! I can't believe I ever trusted that sun-fearing, emo-loving liar! [pants] Well, at least I broke up with Duncan on my terms. Ha, it was totally empowering.
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Courtney: [crying] You stupid jerk face! [mumbled crying]
Duncan: Look, I'm sorry. [Courtney kicks him in the kiwis]
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Courtney: [confessional] At least I still have my... pride. [cries]
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Tyler: I'm serious. The guy's a jerk with a capital G. I'd never cheat on my Lindsay the way he hurt Courtney. He deserved two kicks to the--
Owen: [clears throat] Permission to speak freely? You know, athlete to athlete.
Tyler: What happened to your medal?
Owen: Huh? Oh. Well, I ate the chocolate. So good. Then refilled it with peanuts, ate those. Refilled it with foam-packing peanuts, ate those, puked up a painful white cloud and didn't refill it. Ha ha. Jock talk aside, the way I see it, Duncan is a double gold medalist in the Total Drama Babe Olympics.
Tyler: There's a Babe Olympics?
Owen: Well, Duncan is the only guy in TV history to score two hotties!
Tyler: Courtney and Gwen? Punk's got mojo.
Alejandro: [confessional] Problem. Duncan is a strong player. Solution? Courtney is volatile. She'll throw the Amazons off their game, and Duncan off his game too. All she needs is a little push.
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Total Drama World Tour: my dumb self made a self-insert
HumorThis my first little story thingy on this thing while I was thinking of what to make I just thought "hey, what if I put myself in my favorite cartoon" and so voila this thingy.
