Total Drama World Tour: my dumb self made a self-insert

Hawaiian Punch

Recap:

Chris: Previously on Total Drama World Tour... The final four took off and beat it out of Alberta. Unfortunately, Cody brought Sierra the Plane Wrecker along for the ride. Even more unfortunate? A broken Yeti heart. Plus, a good old fashioned swordfish fight. Good times. In the end, Heather, the queen of mean, reached Hawaii first, and Captain Ponytail and Bentley the Betrayer tied for second place. Ouch. Who will Heather face in the final challenge? And who will go home with a million dollars?! It's finale time! Right here on Total. Drama. World Tour!

[Theme song]

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Chris: Welcome to the live finale of Total Drama World Tour. Moments ago, these guys tied for second in a boat sandwich. Tasty. During the break, we sent them to vent in the confessional. Check it.

Alejandro: [confessional] I only let Heather beat me to give her a false sense of confidence. But how will I explain to those at home that I tied with that pathetic Bentley? Oh, my brother will be compiling his insults already.

Bentley: [confessional] Hah! I actually made it! I thought everyone here would hate me and make me like 3rd boot of the season, but hey, guess we made it. Of course, I had to backstab Cody, but I never really cared about him anyway. Yet, I should've eliminated Alejandro sooner because now he's the thing guarding my money.

Heather: You never mentioned you had a brother. José, was it?

Alejandro: He's not worth mentioning.

Sadie: Go, Team Ale-hunk-dro! He's even hotter in person.

Heather: Why are they in teams? And why does my team suck?

Chris: The peanut gallery's playing a major role in choosing a winner.

[peanut gallery cheers]

Duncan: Sweet. I guess we're all voting on the winner again.

Heather: Did I say my team sucks? What I actually meant was they rock.

Leshawna: You think we're fools? You and Alejandro are done!

Bentley: You guys shouldn't watch Episode 25.

Heather: [confessional] Believe it or not, I am actually hoping Alejandro wins the tiebreaker. I might be able to beat him in a vote.

Chris: But first, we gotta break a tie. Heather, you won the race to Hawaii, so your reward is this advantage. You can select the tiebreaker yourself or you can let Bentley and Alejandro do it.

Heather: As if I'm gonna leave it up to them. I'll do it, thank you.

Chris: I was hoping you'd say that. [chuckles]

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Chris: Ta-da! Each ball inside our challenge booth has a different tie breaker written on it. So, take your pick.

Heather: Well, isn't this fun.

[rumbling]

Heather: Ow! Are these golf balls? Ow, ow!

[peanut gallery laughs]

Geoff: I swear, and I put ping pong balls in there.

Chris: I know. And I'm not mad. Just disappointed. I had to dial it up to meet my usual high standards.